Hello everydoggy!

A really long ride

I haven't written here in a while (hey secreetary, what's up with that?) so I thot everydoggy might like to read about my hollyeeday adventure.

I knew sumpin was up cos the mommy and the daddy were gettin those boxes wif wheels an handles from the cold room downstairs and the mommy was puttin lottsa stuff on the bed in the "off limits" room. Now, because the daddy leaves the mommy a lot, like every day an is goned for about 7 years everytime, I am used to the box on the bed, I even gets in an helps sumtimes, more to take out sox, but I digress. So all this is goin on, and then the mommy brings home a bag an sez, this is for yew, Chu. A new crate. WHAT??? I already have 2 crates, more like jails ifn you ask me, an she is making me have a nodder one? So anyways, she takes this little thing outta the bag an opens it up, it pops out into a big crate, big as a german shephard size one, like a already haffta stay in every morning while the mommy is at work. Then she gets my crate mattress (4 inch thick foam, quite comfy) and sez she is makin' a new fleece pillow cover for it. Now I is really wonderin' what's goin on? I gets to sleep in my new crate, which has pichur windoes on the sides an a cool screen door, for 4 days, so I a "Used to It". Whatever, I hates being in the crate jail, but whadda ya gonna do? So on Wensdy nite after the daddy got home from his business trip, he starts puttin all the wheel boxes and bags an stuff in his SUV. He gets sum blankeys an the mommy is makin foody in bags, what is goin on? Then on turdsdy, after all the Christmas stuff is done, which BY THE WAY, I GOT NUFFIN, the mommy and the daddy gets up at usual 5am an makes me get up, humpf, and we gets sum brekky and then they say, come on Chu, we are goin for a ride. Yippeee, I loves to ride in the SUV, I gets to sit on the console an looks out. Well, this ride was long, OK, we wented in 6 states. Then we got to Grammys house. We stayed there 4 days, I got to do Pugtona the first night cos I was so happy to be outta the SUV, grammy was laughing hard at that. Then I finded out hows come the mommy got the new crate jail, so I could stay in it at grammys while they went to dinner. But the gived me the fortune cookies, so that was OK. I got to walk all the way around the lake behind grammys condo and I got to go to meet my cousin Issac Newton, he is a golden retriever. So after all those days, the mommy and daddy packed all the stuff back into the SUV and then we had a long drive home.