Good Bye Felix

My mom finally got rid of my brother. He found a new home so he can't bite my tail anymore. At first, I was sad, but now I think I'm the king. I mean I always knew that I was, but now I get twice as many treats, and Felix doesn't steal any of them. Sadie sleeps on the couch all day (what a couch potato) so I can do whatever I want. Mom says she's going to get rid of me too, but I don't think she can. She loves me too much. But if she does, I know that she'll find me a great home just like she did for Felix.

First Hair Cut

I got to go for a ride in the car today, and I didn't have to share the ride with my brother, Felix, or my new sister, Sadie. Mommy found the cutest house with doggie stuff on the lawn and lots of places to mark. We went in the back door and this really nice lady said, "We'll aren't you just the cutest thing I've seen all day." She really knows me.

First, she gave me a massage. It felt so good! The nice lady said I'd need to be shaved, that to brush me at this point would be cruel (she must have been talking about my matted undercoat). I got one shave, then two baths, then a blowdry, then another shave, and a vacuum. She tickled my toes and revealed to mom that I'd never been outside. (I'm pretty sure that was a lie, because Mommy has taken me out at least 5 times a day since I got to her house.) She spritzed me with this sparkly stuff that smelled really nice and gave me another massage. I hope I get to go back for another massage, that was awesome.

When I got home, Felix barked at me like he didn't know who I was (which is odd, because Felix never barks), so I licked his face and he smelled me and everything was back to normal, but Sadie was another story. She likes to chase small animals. She was so confused when I got home, that she spent nearly half an hour smelling me to make sure I wasn't someone to chase.