Nicknames: Curly. Play Bunny. Cute Puss. And Angel Boy that is so embarrassing in public.
Likes: Everything - I'm a Golden Retriever. Well, my dog Dogi and my sisters Josie and Swanky. I loved Sophie Too who's gone now (there was once a Sophie, One) Some of us got here when we were old and already had names. I like my bipeds Bronwyn and David too
Pet-Peeves: Nothing - I'm a Golden Retriever. Oh yeah -- world hunger and Republicans
Favorite Toy: My dog, Dogi. Mostly her ears and legs.
Favorite Food: Anything. I'm a Golden Retriever.
Favorite Walk: Any place with my parental units.
Best Tricks: Writing poems and thinking real hard.
Arrival Story: My mom called the rescue lady to tell her that Sophie One had gone to the Great Beagle in the sky. The rescue lady told her about me but my mom was too sad to hear. But I guess my mom did hear 'cause she called to see how I was doing with the old man and the rescue lady said not good and my mom said get him back. My parents came and got me and loved me right away 'cause they took me home and kissed me all over. I was a happy guy. And I'm living happily ever after.
Bio: I was born. Then a man bought me and named me Rocky. He had a little boy on the weekend. He didn't like me that much. The man went to his workplace and I ate stuff so he gave me to the rescue lady. She called me Murphy. She gave me to an old man. He called me Mr. Bean 'cause I bounced a lot. His wife was real sick and he forgot to take me out so I peed. The rescue lady told him it was totally okay to give me back. And am I glad 'cause then I got my parents and sisters and my own dog even. I was 5 months old.
MY BESTEST POEM
I have a mom her name is Jo
And where she is that's where I go.
She gives me pets and loads of love
So I just thank the stars above.
I have a dad his name is Bill
And what he says, I do his will.
I love when we together play boys.
'Cause he got me some real neat toys.
I have a dog that's big and brown
She came named Dogi and we run around.
I chew her and she jumps me
We're so silly it's cool to see.
My sis is Sophie all fluffy and gold
But I'm real sad that she's so old.
One day she'll be a light in the night
I'll always look for that beautiful sight.
My cousin Josie is totally black
She has a rock group around in back
It's way weird but that's her thing
I even heard of dogs that sing.
We all play and play all day
And some of our pals come over our way
There's grass and hills where we can run
Life's just one big happy fun.
I love my mom, I love my dad
They're the best a boy could have.
I get the waggies all the time
'Cause with my fam the world is mine.