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Buster's Buzzes

Outside

Today i went outside with Gizzy and Daisy in the front yard. it was fun to sniff all the stuff going on :) Our neighbor came over with her sister-in-law, and the sister-in-law was interested in ME! Yeah, me! She told mama, "Oh my gosh, he is the nicest doxie i have ever seen!" She bent down in pet my belly saying, "You're so cute! I'll take you home anyday." I gave her lots and lots of kisses. I really liked her! She wasn't really interested in Daisy or Gizzy.. just me!

Watch out world, the handsome Buster is coming out! ;)

Let's Scream For Howl-O-Ween!

Halloween is next Tuesday! Im so so excited, I can't wait. Too bad Goldie isn't here so we could go Trick 'or Treating together. Bummer :(

Anyhoo, here are some jokes to get you excited for Halloween!!

XOXOX~Buster


How can you tell that a vampire likes baseball?
-He turns into a bat every night.

How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
-All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.

How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?
-With a pumpkin patch.

How does a girl vampire flirt?
-She bats her eyes.

What did the french fries dress up as for Halloween?
-Masked potatoes.

What did the little ghost have in his rock collection?
-Tombstones.

What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?
-"Don't spook until you're spooken to."

What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley?
-I'm bone to be wild.

What do ghosts and goblins drink on Halloween?
-Ghoul-aid.

What do ghosts put on top of an ice cream sundae?
-Whipped scream.

What do witches put on their hair?
-Scare spray.

What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?
-A holy terror.

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
-Hoblin Goblin.

What do you call a little monster's parents?
-Mummy and deady.

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
-A sand witch.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
-Frostbite.

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
-Bamboo.

What game do ghost like to play?
-Peek-a-Boo.

What happens when a ghost haunts a theater?
-The actors get stage fright.

What instrument do skeletons play?
-Trom-BONE.

What is a ghost's favorite oatmeal?
-SCREAM of Wheat.

What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
-Fangsgiving.

What is the tallest building in Transylvania?
-The Vampire State Building.

What kind of key opens a casket?
-A skeleton key.

Hope you liked them! Go ahead, share them with your pals!!

Don't be too scared!

Halloween is getting close! Im so excited. AND my page is even already for Halloween to be here. BOL! Its "halloweened up!" (Is that a word?)

But i got my song, The Theme Song To Halloween. I hope it isnt scaring you all too much. I gotta say it... it kinda scared me! BOL!

But i sure do love Halloween. Especially because this year, Gizzy & Daisy will be with me! Its their first Halloween, and im gunna make it as much fun for them as POSSIBLE!
We do, infact, go trick 'or treating, with our human brother, mama, and daddy! I think it will be alot more fun with Gizzy & Daisy being there with me.

Happy Hooowloween! And Fall. (such beautiful weather!)
Mama calls it... "Football Weather." Hehe.

XOXOX
~Buster Brown!