Dog on the Run!

Yesterday was a very exciting day for me! I went on a little adventure around town. Mom turned her back for one minute and I was gone. I am very agile which allowed me to cross a very busy four lane road. So, I was checking things out when I noticed a bunch of people walking around this building. Now, I love people, so I went to see if I could get some much needed attention. Next thing I know I am in this building running around, people petting me and chasing after me. Finally some lady grabbed me when I tried to kiss her. People were so nice there! I got petted, loved on and fed things like hotdogs....mmm...hotdogs! I was there for awhile until this really nice guy had his girlfriend come and get me so I wouldn't have to go to the pound. This girl was so nice too! She fed me more food!! Then she made me a nice bed in the garage, she even laid with me for awhile. It was awesome! Finally Mom and Dad came and got me. I was worried that they would be really mad at me, but they just gave me hugs and kisses. Mom said that they were really worried about me. I guess that I was gone for about 5 hours, but what do I know I have no concept of time! Well, for as much fun as I had I am glad to be home. My leg bad leg is real sour, and my belly was slightly upset, but all in all it was a good day!

I can't believe that they did it!

So, as you might have noticed Mom and Dad found a pig outfit for me. Now, I don't know who this ebay person is, but if I meet him/her they may just get bit on the butt! Mom walked me down the street in my outfit, plus said something about a parade...how embrassing. The only joy that will come out of this is if Mom makes that baby puppy wear that ridiculous princess outfit.

Someone help me!

I heard Mom say that she wanted to dress me like a pig for halloween! Can you imagine that, me dressed like a Pig! 1st off it is bad enough that they all call me Piggy and Pig, but to dress me as one that is going too far.
Man, am I glad Mom can't sew. But what happens if she finds someone crazy enough to make this atrocious thing! I hope she doesn't pay too much for it, because I am just going to have to eat it.