Swimming

Ok, now that summer is here, my owners are swimming every day. But whenever they go swimming, they scream for me to come with them. "PATTY!! come swimming!" (Their voice gets high right here because they think that it's convincing) "Patty! Put your paw in!"...Don't they understand that I Don't Like Pool Water!? Why do they even try? So I just give them the look...and turn my back and trot indoors.
Sometimes I put my paws in when they're not looking though. It feels great.

I have to go my owners just got home and I need to meet them at the door so they will know I haven't done anything bad in their absence.
Love,
Patty

MY GRAND DAY OUT

Hello everyone I would like to inform you that I am having a birthday party tomorrow at my house. If you can make it please come because there will

- doggie cake

-friends

-food

-swimming

-more food

-so come and have some fun

HEY GUYS

Just saying hello.
I'm going to go nap now.
Goodbye.