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Life is good

Goodbye my family and friends

I went to doggie heaven this morning. It's not so bad. I feel much better now. I was having quite a hard time seeing lately and was bumping into things. I was also having such a tough time getting up and downstairs without getting out of breath. Mom let me go by whispering prayers over me at night and telling me my family loves me and that everything would be okay. I just wanted to say how happy my family made me throughout my lifetime and how strong they made me despite all of my problems...(like my seizures). I want them to know that I lived a long, full life and could not have lived as long as I did without them. I love you Ashley! You were my most favorite person in this world! Thank you for choosing me as your doggie and loving me so much like you did! Thank you mom for always being there for me and watching over me through my seizures and everything else. Thank you dad, for in your own special way, I know deep in your heart you loved me too. I love all of you guys dearly, and never forget how much you meant to me and I will forever be in your hearts and minds. I love you!

popcorn

Ma, let me out, NOW, I just gotta go get him!!!!! (mother person opens door) ruff ruff. Here I come you popcorn you. yeah, act bad, you only bad cause you up where I can't reach you. come down here with your bad self. ruff ruff. let me jump up this fence. This is my turf, you overgrown ball of fur. OH YEAH, I'm scared of you arching your back and hissing. HEY! I live with 2 furballs. You don't scare me. What's that you say? You think I'm playin with you? I'll show you , you fat corn ball. I almost have your tail. ruff ruff ruff. Get off my fence or I'll make you into a real piece of popcorn. what 's wrong with your owner, giving you a name like that? You're a cat, and not a very bright one at that. (jumping up at cat on fence now) hey you, wanna be carmelized? ha ha ha. yeah, carmel popcorn. ha ha ha. (cat hisses at Benji and swipes with its paw.) ok ok ok already. I'll give up . But just this one time. ( Gotta let you think you win once in a while. )grrrrrrrrr. what, what? gonna climb down and try to tease me again, now are ya, after I was so nice to you? That's it. (jumps at cat again) cat retreats. grrrrrrr. RUFF ! Told you I'm not playin with you. ........ (well, maybe I was)...... but just a little bit....... Next time you come on my fence, be prepared to be Nuked, popcorn ball!!!!!!!!!

stuck behind the baby gate

oh man, here we go again. Just cause someone new visits the home, I have to get stuck in the kitchen behind the baby gate. That's cause I just don't trust new people coming into my owner's home. I don't trust easily. That's cause I worry about my people. I want them to be safe from all harm. Well, I growled one time and showed my teeth when someone new visited them....... (hey, I was just showing off what a good watchdog I can be. ) but, now, mommy won't trust me around new people till I get used to them. So......... here I sit behind this degrading baby fence gate. The worst part of it is, I know not to jump it even though its not really hooked up, its just spread open to give me the idea not to mingle just yet. But it's no fun. I sit here looking all kinds of cute and perk up my fluffy ears to look even cuter,, but...... it never works. I miss out on all the fun. why did I have to show off that one day? Eveyone makes a mistake sometime..... Give me a break... well, at least the girl person named Jenny (she's one of my mommy's daughter's) was nice enough to come out into the kitchen and give me a treat. HA...HA.... got that one easy too! She only asked me to sit nice. So I did. piece of cake for that treat. Mommy makes me sit, then lay, then I have to roll all the way over just to get my treat . Thats a lot of hard work for one stinkin lil treat. But mommy trained me when I was little to do all those neat tricks, so, I have to appease her I suppose. I just feel so stupid being stuck behind the gate, which..... I may remind you all, is not even really hooked up. Besides that, I have to sit on the hard and cold tile floor of the kitchen, its not too comfy. And..... worst of all..... that cat named Tally....she makes fun of me by jumping over and back again. who she think she is? Wise guy. That's why I sneak and eat her food when mommy isn't looking. Serves her right, I say.