KILLIANS CHRISTMAS LIST!!

1. Food (preferably pizza, icecream, popcorn, or any thing else yummy!)
2. Treats
3. Fleece Squeaky Toys
4. Squeaky Toys
5. Fleece Toys
6. Regular Toys
7. WALKS IN THE FOREST!!
8. Bones
9. Rawhide Chews
10. My family to be home and play with me all day!

Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Dogs who are tagged, need to post in their Diary the rules & their 7 pawsome facts. Then choose 7 dogs to tag THAT HAVEN"T BEEN TAGGED YET and list their names. There are over 288,000 dogs on Dogster so you should be able to find at least 7 that weren't tagged yet! Don’t forget to pmail them and tell them that they have been tagged and to read your Diary, or you could send them a rosette announcing they've been tagged!

So here are 7 fun facts about me...

1. i love food
2. I am a champion show dog(hehe)
3. I was born the day before st.pattys day
4. i hate baths
5. My favorite color is red
6. I like cardboard paper towel rolls
7. I just stole a cookie from the counter(shh!)

Best of Breed!

Guess what? yesterday i won best of breed at big dog show with my wittle sister! im soooo excitied. the ribbon is really pretty! im soo proud of myself. adn after i won bob i got to play with another gorgous flatcoat and have a huge bone! oh look a squirrel!
i have to go chase him.
bye

i went to the vet!!!

yesterday, i went to the vet. waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! i was so scared. First my mommy and sister had to walk me to the office and i had to leave the good smells!! how dare they! and they didn't even let me bring teddy in to show everyone! as soon as we got in the offiice i started shaking and my back hair stood up. when the vet called us in he started looking at my teeth and stuck some wierd tube with a pointy bright thing at the end up my ear!!! i yelped, cried, and told him to cut it out, but he wouldn't. then, i had to get on some bazare balance device that i think mommy called a skale. when i got off Mr.Vet said i gained 4 pounds! too many homemade treats. hehe
but he could still easily feel my ribs so he said it was fine. so then i think im done. but noooooooooooooooooo. he still has to stick some sharp pointy needle up my side and put some fluid in me viens. waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. after that me was so scared that i didn't even take a treat from him. i just banged on the door until he let me out. then i galloped to the car rested me chin on teddy and told him all about it.

what a day!

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb???

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!

Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!

Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . .

Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there...

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

http://www.travelingdogs.com/jokes.html#lightbulb

Killian's Rules

1. If i like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If i can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If i had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If i'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
6. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.
7. If it justs looks like mine, it's mine.
8. If i saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
10. If it's broken, it's yours.