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It's ALL about MEEEEEEEE!!

March 4th 2008 6:16 am
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OMDAWG….yesterday was …. ummmmm….. well…DA BEST DAY EVER!!! I turned 2 years old… {{{WOO HOO}}}. I met a lot of new pals on Dogster who wished me Happy Birfday…Dallas and Sassy Girl made me a bearootiful picture and I even got a video made of JUST ME eating my cake…yep…you heard it right…NO KOKOA GIRL. Of course pudgie girl got her cake...but momma said it was my very own day to shine...wittle ol’ me!! I still can’t understand why momma whispered to daddy to get ready for the “terrible two’s. ME??...TERRIBLE??... {{{GASP}}}…dat just ain’t so. I am a “PERFECT” angel. For example, I don’t pee in da house… {{{so who cares if it’s an accident…Kokoa still does it}}}… I don’t slop food all over da place when I eat or slurp water and get most of it on the floor so momma slips and falls on her butt…{{{Kokoa does}}}…I don’t chew on ANY of momma’s shoes…{{{Kokoa does}}}…I don’t smear nose prints all over da windows just cause a stupid kittie is in the yard…{{{Kokoa does}}}…I don’t shred or drag toilet paper all over da house…{{{Kokoa Does}}}…I’m NOT a bed hog…{{{Kokoa is…all 80 lbs of her}}}…I don’t sniff odder dawgs butts….{{{OK skip dat one}}}…I don’t try to hide it when I have gas issues …{{{dat makes your tummy hurt}}}…and den look at someone else as if “how dare you”…or "who made that stinkie"...{{{Kokoa does}}}…If I gotta do it I make sure its LOUD and I’m proud for being responsible for it…{{{WOO HOO}}}. So PWEASE mom….tell me why I’m sooooo terwable???

 
 

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