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OMDAWG….yesterday was …. ummmmm….. well…DA BEST DAY EVER!!! I turned 2 years old… {{{WOO HOO}}}. I met a lot of new pals on Dogster who wished me Happy Birfday…Dallas and Sassy Girl made me a bearootiful picture and I even got a video made of JUST ME eating my cake…yep…you heard it right…NO KOKOA GIRL. Of course pudgie girl got her cake...but momma said it was my very own day to shine...wittle ol’ me!! I still can’t understand why momma whispered to daddy to get ready for the “terrible two’s. ME??...TERRIBLE??... {{{GASP}}}…dat just ain’t so. I am a “PERFECT” angel. For example, I don’t pee in da house… {{{so who cares if it’s an accident…Kokoa still does it}}}… I don’t slop food all over da place when I eat or slurp water and get most of it on the floor so momma slips and falls on her butt…{{{Kokoa does}}}…I don’t chew on ANY of momma’s shoes…{{{Kokoa does}}}…I don’t smear nose prints all over da windows just cause a stupid kittie is in the yard…{{{Kokoa does}}}…I don’t shred or drag toilet paper all over da house…{{{Kokoa Does}}}…I’m NOT a bed hog…{{{Kokoa is…all 80 lbs of her}}}…I don’t sniff odder dawgs butts….{{{OK skip dat one}}}…I don’t try to hide it when I have gas issues …{{{dat makes your tummy hurt}}}…and den look at someone else as if “how dare you”…or "who made that stinkie"...{{{Kokoa does}}}…If I gotta do it I make sure its LOUD and I’m proud for being responsible for it…{{{WOO HOO}}}. So PWEASE mom….tell me why I’m sooooo terwable???
Can you believe it's been almost 2 years now that I've lived with my grammy and grandpa and since then my dad has made it official that he is making NH his permanent residence and that I'm not allowed to go live with him since he's making a career out of college...{{{well that's what grammy says}}}....and that he would have no time for me...{{{grrrrr}}}. Anyway...I just got the best news ever. Grammy told me that I'm to start callin her momma just like Kokoa Girl does...can you believe...I finally have a momma!!! I'm just soooo excited...{{{{happy dance}}}...I don't know what to do with myself. Well first thing is I have to work on my dogster page and change grammy's name to momma.....MOMMA...doesn't that have a pawsome ring to it??...hmmmmm.
No more grammy....she's my momma now...can you just believe it??
OK...so it's March 3, 2007...and can you guess what day it is...hmmmm....well...did you guess?? Yup...it's the one and only **KINGSTER'S** 1st birthday and do you think anyone here remembered this special occasion?? Well here's my answer to that one: nope...nadda...zilch...zippo...not gonna happen...King who?? Guess that mean it's a negative. Then to top it all off you'll never guess who did remember me...my one and only "DOGSTER". Can you believe with how busy they are that they still had time to remember little ol' me. I guess I am special after all. Anyway...{{{heavy sigh}}}...I thought about being just a little naughty today to teach these humans a lesson but I remembered what happeneds when I act up...off to the dreaded timeout chair. It used to be Kokoa Girl's chair but the tank kinda out grew it. Maybe if I just keep woofin the happy birfday song someone will look on the calendar...OK...I'm on a mission....tune in with ya later for end results.
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