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I'm not ALWAYS a bad dog!

Myrtle Beach!

November 12th 2008 11:05 pm
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Once again, I was tormented by my parents, who insisted on bringing me to the ocean. Don't they remember that I hate water? Why oh why do they call this a "vacation"?

Anyway, I stayed up on the beach, way above the tide line, and barked when any of my family got too far out in that noisy water. They want to swim in that? Well, I warned them. I was not going to save them.


I know NOTHING about the missing steak.

November 3rd 2006 9:37 pm
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My mom made me some steaks to put in Dad's lunch. They were too hot to pack, so she left them cooling on the broiler rack on top of the stove. I had been smelling them for a long time, but honestly, I don't know what happened to the steaks. Mom came in, and the broiler rack was still on top of the stove, but the steaks were gone. They accused me, but I didn't eat them. How could I have gotten to the steaks on top of a broiler rack on top of the stove without making a sound? See, so it wasn't me. It was some other, invisible stealth dog who likes steak. Maybe a ghost dog! Yeah, that's it!

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.


I don't like cashew chicken!

July 25th 2006 11:52 pm
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One of my people was eating cashew chicken in the living room and left her food on the coffee table in the living room. When she got up, I saw my chance! I snuck over there to steal her food, because everyone knows ANY people food is better than dog food!

I took a big bite and....YUCK! What is THAT? Celery? Carrots? Cashews? I don't like it! It's BAD! I spit it out quickly, before I got poisoned! You never know what bad food could do to you!

Anyway, my family laughed at me and I was sooo embarrassed. It won't stop me from trying to steal the food again, though...



June 19th 2006 11:44 pm
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I don't like lakes very much. All that water is sooooo scary! I sometimes see other dogs swimming and playing, but they are nuts! My mom is always encouraging me to go for a swim at the dog park, but NO WAY! It is dangerous!

So why did they get upset when I jumped in the backyard pond? It was hot, and there were !!FISH!! in it!! I thought it would be fun to jump in. Instead, my mom said I was smelly and I had to get a bath.

I will never understand humans.



June 5th 2006 3:13 pm
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This is my very first summer with my new family. I have changed a lot since I got here...I am not afraid of the microwave anymore! But my family still teases me about the time I barked and growled at a giant statue. I had never seen a statue before, and I thought it was going to hurt them! I was just trying to be good, but they laughed and laughed.

I love summer, because mom loves to barbecue. Usually, if I sit there nicely, she will sneak me some steak or hamburger. I also LOVE watermelon! I also like to chase flies around and try to catch them. Sometimes I do! I think it's a tasty treat, but my family says it is gross. I don't care, I will still do it anyway.

Mom says the grill is ready!!!! I am going to go sit outside with her.

Talk to you later~~ Colin



May 17th 2006 4:06 pm
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Well, my mom had a broken leg for a LONG time! A year or two my time! She still has crutches and can't walk me, but she can DRIVE! Dad never lets me in his car since I threw up in it, but mom does! So for the last few days, I got to go along EVERYWHERE!! We ride together to pick the kids up from school and to run errands! I LOVE to stick my head out the window and smell all of the smells of the city. I remembered that I have to put my head in if we go on the freeway though, so mom can put the window up!

Today, we went through the drive thru at Long John Silver's and I barked at the cashier. I didn't mean to scare anyone-I was just so excited! I got yelled at so I laid down and pouted until I forgot.

Anyway, I am SO happy to be cruising again! And once mom's leg is all better, we will be able to go to the dog park and on runs again, too.

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