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A Wee Word Fae Mr. Floppy Chops

Playin' Aboot!

Here's how it works, you have to list 7 things about yourself, then Tag 7 friends whom you list in the diary. PM those friends to let them know they were tagged and to read your diary if they want to play.

1. I love wake mummy up by standing over her and snorting in her face!
2. I love walkies at my two favourite parks!! Yay!! Zoomies!
3. I hate having my nails done, and try to run away whenever I see the signs that a pedicure is imminent. :(
4. I hate men and people in dark coats. I just sit there and shake. I also hate those long stick thingies that people use to throw balls with. Ggggrrrrrrr!!
5. I love laundry day, cuz the smells of the detergent make me go nuts!
6. My two favourite treats are peanut butter and cheese, but I'm actually quite a wee pig and will eat A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G!
7. I know how to say "mama"!

Live Long & Bark Strong,
Dylan

I tagged: Hannah, Cirus, Oscar, Mateus, Xena, Heffner and Scooby

Got a New Girl!

Hiyo boy-os!

Ahm flyin' high the noo! Mummy took me oan walkies thedae and ah met a new girl an' ah think she lurves me! She's called Mags, an' she's a little short and fat, but ah always did like a lil meat wit mah potatoes, if ye know what ah mean! She's a Bulldog and because o that, she cannae dae too much exercizin, but that suits me fine, cuz ah'd rather jist walk roon and sniff stuff wae her!

She rilly brought me oot mah shell, cuz since mah girl Katie went away tae Spain, ah couldnae be bothered wae too much walkies, an aww ah did when we went was look roon the park fer mah Katie! She's a Lurcher and man, is she FAST! She's a sassy wee thing too. Ah think she's jealous that other bitches might take a likin' tae me. She was always pickin' fights! We did do a bit o' the ole "chew-oan-mah-face", but she never went fer me er nuttin! She's the kinda bird that can git ye locked up wae no possibility of chicken for a whole nicht! So yeah, ah think it was time fer me tae be movin' oan. Perhaps Spain is the best thing fer her the noo.

Before that, it was a bit o' internet romance. Now ah know whit yer thinkin... Cyberspace? Me??!!!? Yep, ah dabbled in it fer a minute. First there was Hannah. She had legs a mile long and was intae dressin' up! She had these stripey knickers an' rooo-roooo-roooooo.... they made mah heid spin! But she only goat tae wear 'em during her "naughty times" sos she never messed up her ma's sofas an' carpets... But boy did she look HOT in 'em! Anyway, she fell out wae me an' started sniffin' after a big city bloke fae Chicago called Java. He was bigger den me an' real handsome an' sofisticated, so ah let her go wae mah dignity still in tact.

Then there was mah girl Bella. Big dark eyes, friendly smile, lots o' good toys, lives up in the mountains o' West Virginia... Perfect place tae call mah home. Ah thought aboot it, but she had too much "star quality" fer me. Always posing fer piccies and wearin' all this fine jewelry and runnin aboot mad. An' ah think she's already goat a man. A wee short guy called Truman. He shouts a lot, too... So ah think he might be one o' those control freaks. Too much drama fer me. Although ah still think aboot her alot. And she told me her ma sings real pritty like. Wish ah coulda heard that.

Och... oh well. Ah still love all of 'em. *Sendin' kisses fer all mah bitches.* Past an' present!

It's Been a Looooooong Time, no?

Ahm OK, I jist been swayin' and playin'. Rockin' & rollin' and whatnot! I have been such a naughty boy lately! I dinnae know how, ah jist cannae hep mahsell!!

Yesterdae when mah Da left me in the hoose, I went nuts and ATE his favourite magazine and threw aboot the bits an pieces! All o're the sittin' room! Yes!! Score one fer the Pickle!!

Then, I goat the itch thedae too! I munched an entire roll of kitchen towel. I guess I goat happy to see the Scooby Doo piccies all o're it and I couldnae keep mah teeth ootae it!

Mummy goat hame fae workin and she was scunnered wae me o're it fer a whole HOUR! Ahm gonnae try tae be a better boy fae noo oan, but I cannae promise anythin!