Yep, I've trained my owners!

It might have taken a while to train them, but these humans are just not as smart as us dogs! My advice to all my fellow dogs - perseverance. It started with me wanting to go to the loo at midnight. My Mum would get up, call me and off we'd go outside. I soon realised it would be much more comfy if she carried me out, so there I would sit at midnight, on the top stair looking all cute and soon she realised it would be quicker to carry me. Yep, so that worked. Then came the eating thing..... gee dog food..... really, and me a pedigree.... please! I just turned up my nose and ignored my meal, hung my tail (which always works), but when Mum and Dad ate, gee whiz, I'd wag my tail, make cute little whimpering noises and blink my long eyelashes, do a little happy jig in front of them. Yep, part two of the training.... I soon had a much more tasty dish of food...... The best part is that I managed to train them without having to give them biscuits when they got it right, and I never had to use a lead.
So fellow dogs, if you need some training advice, just contact me....Snuggles. I will keep you updated on how it's going. But... at this stage, yep, these owners I reckon I shall keep for now.
Happy Wags
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