Kaiser Kussgesicht

Picture of Kaiser Kussgesicht, a male Dachshund

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Home:Oxford, PA  [I have a diary!]  
Sex: Male   Weight: 11-25 lbs

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Stinky, Little F**ker, Sweet Cuddlebuns

Doggie Dynamics:
not playfulvery playful

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Quick Bio:

Gotcha Date:
June 1st 2002

April 18th 2002

Cuddling with Mommy & Daddy, playing "Sock Snatch", barking at everything out the window, licking your plate, gofoaride

The vacuum, electric drills, electric toothbrushes, the doorbell, the neighbor's dogs, horses, being left alone, getting his nails clipped

Favorite Toy:
Bad Cuz, AKA Devil Head

Favorite Food:
Anything, but most of all bacon. Oh, and cheese. Bacon and cheese. And pizza.

Favorite Walk:
Around the yard, counter-clockwise

Best Tricks:
"Sitting pretty", the whole time you eat your dinner

Arrival Story:
Kaiser was the only long-haired puppy in his litter, and when we first held him at 4 weeks, he whined constantly. Of course, we found him irresistible.

We named Kaiser "Kissy Face" to describe his unrelenting compulsion to leap upon everyone and kiss them until their faces are chapped and raw.

Forums Motto:
Cry 'havoc' and let slip the dogs of war

The Groups I'm In:
Dachshunds!!!!!!!!!, Pennsylvania Dachshunds

I've Been On Dogster Since:
April 20th 2004 More than 12 years!

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Wiener Tails

I hate the vet

November 8th 2008 6:09 am
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Well, I should have known as soon as mommy and daddy didn't feed me first thing in the morning. I has headed to the vet. This time I had my teeth cleaned, and when I woke up, I was missing one! What the hell! I was perfectly fine before, but that quack seemed to think that the crack and exposed root were a problem. I should never let them put me to sleep, I always wake up missing something. To get revenge, I made sure to vomit on the bedroom carpet when I got home. At least I feel better and they are feeding me again today.


Nail clipping

June 2nd 2008 6:45 pm
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I must praise my humans for an excellent job clipping my nails. They recently purchased a Dremel "Pet Tool" and I like it a LOT more than that scary clipper. It files my nails gently and I barely squirm at all. Of course, I also get EXCELLENT treats -- like beef jerky, leftover pork chops, ham, etc. They really understand my needs!


"Crash Bang Boom!"

September 6th 2006 8:03 pm
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Last weekend we went to a cabin in the Poconos to meet up with Mommy and Daddy's friends, the Hogans. We stayed on the second floor, and the Hogans stayed on the ground floor. On Saturday morning, before it was light out, I really, really needed to go for a walk, so Daddy got up to take me. I was in such a rush, I tried to go down the stairs by myself. That was a pretty bad idea, because about 2/3 of the way down, my little legs decided they'd had enough, and I rolled the rest of the way down and crashed into the door at the bottom! Daddy ran after me, and it was so loud that Mommy and Aunt Sharon jumped out of bed to see if I was OK. Luckily, I was able to shake it off. Little Gracie said that I "Crash Bang Boom!" I am glad to be home on the ground floor now.

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