August 25th 2013 9:58 am
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Argh! Mommy grabbed me again. Started up the clipper dealies. Cutted off half of my hairs on one side o' my cute fuzzy body.
I got to take a break cuz the clippers get hot. Gotta let them cool off.
Then she grabbed me again. This time Daddy got me in a head lock while she clipped sum more. Then they both clamped onto me. Daddy cutted on my beard. Had sum snaggles in there. Then he kept on cuttin. First one side then the other. I probly look like I am snearin, my beard is that crooked.
Then Mommy cutted my other body side with the clippers.
I am outside again takin a break. Lookin for a place to hide.
They still need to finish my tummy, face and ears.
No! Not the ears!
And then I think I will be drownded.
What a life, what a miserable life. Woe is me.
August 24th 2013 6:02 pm
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Ugh! This afternoon Mommy grabbed me, threw me on the washer/dryer place and commenced cutting the hairs offa my eyebrows and leggies and tummy. Then she cutted off my toenails. At least she didn't make me bleed none.
And tomorrow she is gonna use the clipper dealies on the rest of my cute fuzzy lil body. And I'll get drownded.
August 22nd 2013 10:05 am
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It's been non-stop barkin at my place!
The lil men who move the irrigation pipe next to My place.
The lil men who move the irrigation pipe across the road from My place.
Various pickemup trucks.
Even Daddy and another soldier pulled in, in a big brown pickemup truck. We ran outside to bark 'em up good. They musta gone in the front door 'cause then we got to go in and we Knew they had been there. Then we got to go out again and bark the truck as they pulled out. Daddy beeped the horn at Me.
Man o' man. Our tongues are flappin! We need water!
Mommy and Sissor are gettin tired of hollerin at us to be quiet!
I'm gonna go take a break now.
August 18th 2013 7:38 am
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Daddy's home! All is right in My world!
He pulled in yeserday and Mommy even let me out of the gate to go greet him!
I was one happy pup, let me tell you!
I didn't even get the zoomies much, well, maybe mini-zoomies. I just wanted to be with Daddy and have him scritch my tummy.
And maybe today I can even help when he gets all of him soldier stuff out of his car. I will fur sure give it a good sniffin. It should be all kinda smells like dirt, dust, kangaroo rats, scorpions (:-0), sweaty clothes and oh, just wunnerful stuff!
On a side note. I never have to be groomed/tortured ever again!
Well, at least until Oct. 1. The groomer/torture lady isn't workin 'til then.
Ok, so Mommy will either try to find sumone else or it'll be one of those DIY jobs. Uh-oh!
August 15th 2013 6:46 am
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You know her. The Sissor that used to bring me junk like pocket lint.
Sum of you have been askin if she brought me anything from Jellystone.
No water from Old Faithful. No hairs left over from the bison she groomed. No lil soaps shaped like bears that she putted in the guests' rooms.
She's just down right mean.
But last night was the worstest.
Lemme tell ya 'bout it.
Mommy and Sissor sat down to eat their dinner. Me and Tux always hang out under the table. We don't beg. Really. We just chillax there. Makes it hard for them to stand up and push in their chairs when they are finished. But we don't beg.
Last evenin, I had me a toy. We usually have a toy or 2 under there too.
I had me a lil red cardinal toy. It was just layin there. I was just layin there. Under Sissor's chair.
I wasn't doin nuthin to bother her. But she wanted to stand up.
She flipped the bird at me. :-0
And I tol' her that wasn't nice.
She kept flippin the bird at me. With her foot. Flippin the bird at me. The bird would bump me. She would flip the bird again. And bump me again.
Not nice. And she and Mommy jus' kept laughin. A laugh riot, they thought it was so funny.
They are both warped.
August 11th 2013 2:49 pm
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Another Great day at My place!
Started off kinda slow, nuthin out of the norm. But then while we were in the back yard watchin Mommy mow over there, the white pickemup truck pulled in!
Whoo Hoo! Bark-a-rama!
Then we had to go inside. Mommy kept mowin. Sissor turned on the tv for that white noise stuff.
We barked. Tux whined. For bein a bigger guy, he has a great high pitched whine. He's good.
After awhile, Sissor left us inside. Mommy was still mowin. I saw Sissor leave in her car.
Then Mommy told us we could go out. Of course we barked but the peeoples and the leftover branches and leaves were gone. The big boom truck was still over there though.
Came in after Mommy finished mowin out in the front. Then she showered and we were all just chillin. We began to hear UN (unidentified noises). I perked up. Tux started runnin 'round. I saw the lil blue car back out front along the road.
We got to go out while the peeoples were just leavin. The big boom truck was headin out. But'cept the lady drivin the blue car was headin to the front door. We barked from our side o' the yard even if we couldn't see what was goin on.
Then the lady was leavin and told us "goodbye"!
Now it's all quiet again.
Wonder if sumfin will happen later or maybe tomorrow?
Sure hope so!
August 10th 2013 4:08 pm
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They're out there. I saw 'em from OP Zoe. I can hear 'em.
Let Me out there!
Plus I gotta go potty.
Ok, so this mornin sumtime, the firewood guy pulls in with a pickemup truck pullin a long flat trailer. Then a lil blue car pulls in too. There's 2 wemen in there.
Me and Tux were havin a BARKFEST. But Mommy wouldn't let us go outside when she went out.
Then it got quiet. We got to go out and bark at the pickemup truck with the long trailer. It was parked over there in My weedy pasture place. Then we had to go inside.
Then the firewood guy came back with 'nother truck with a "boom and a bucket" thingy. Google that. And the 2 wemen came back too.
We couldn't go out for hours and days. But we still BARKed and Tux ran around and whined. Mommy turned on the tv for "white noise". Yeah, right, like Gidget is gonna stop Me from BARKIN! Bol!
Seems like days passed. Our eyes began to cross. Then our back legs began to cross.
We Had to potty!
Mommy went out to talk to one of the wemen. Then we got to go out.
Do I need to tell any of you what we did when we got outside?
I even got to bark up that lil dog. Yep, she was back too. She was on the other side of the fence in My front yard.
My big tree had been all cutted off. Well, not all of it but a bunch of it was on the ground and they had piled a bunch of it on the flat trailer. I guess the man was usin the big "boom and bucket" truck with his chainsaw thingy. The 2 wemen were cleanin up the mess the man was makin. Mommy says that's the way it is always is.
Anywho, we barked 'em up good, took a quick tinkle time and made Mommy proud when she called us to come back inside. We got big cookies! :-)
Then the pickemup truck pulled out with a lot of the tree branches. Mommy said they are probly takin it over to the landfill. They should be back for the rest of the mess.
We got to go out again when they pulled out.
And it was a double good bark time. While we were bein kept in and the peepoles were cuttin up My tree, big combines and tractors and trailers and semi trucks and even a porta-potty pulled into the wheat field back there.
What's a dog to do? Me and Tux didn't know where to bark first! We barked the big boom truck parked over there. We barked the lil blue car parked along the road. The peeoples were gone. But of course, we still barked. Then we turned to the back fence to take care of the big farm stuff. There were even a couple guys just standin there talkin.
Wow! Can you believe the action 'round here today? Even though we had to stay in for hours and stuff, it is a good day in My neighborhood!
But we got it taken care of. You can count on us.
To bark. A lot.
August 9th 2013 4:05 pm
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Good day for barkin today.
A guy delivered a load of firewood early this mornin. We had to stay inside but we barked it up, just the same.
And the guy had a lil dog that was wanderin 'round My place. From OP Zoe I saw that lil dog in My front yard! BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK etc. until she turned 'round and left.
Then after a long time, like a couple hours or sumfin, he came back with 'nother load of wood! We couldn't go outside until he was gone but we still barked him and his lil dog real good!
Then we was outside. Mommy had just opened up the big garage door. And who came drivin in?
And I was even Happy to see her. And Tux didn't try to bite her (like he wanted to when Brother was here).
Anywho, turns out Sissor is all done with her job groomin moose or whatever up in Jellystone. So now she will be here while she looks for a job that matches up with all the university classes she tooked. Don't never send her a text or email or nuthin with words spelled all rong and don't use that text language stuff. She will get mad at you. She uses complete sentences and correct grammer and punkuashun and other junk. And that is the kind job she wants. To read and correct other peeoples ritin boo boos.
Or maybe she could groom moose durin the winter. Takes a special kinda person to work at Jellystone in the winter. You can't get out! Well, not very often, at the Old Faithful place anyways.
Ok, enuf 'bout Sissor.
Daddy is still away. He is havin to be at AT in a dry, hot, dusty place. He's only had like one shower in the past week. Maybe this is why Mommy got him new sockies and undies. She told him to not even bring the old ones home!
He's really havin to ruff it. I don't think he can even read my diary entry. Can you 'magin, no internet to mess 'round on? Primitive.
Daddy will be headin home in 'bout a week or so. But it's good to have Sissor home. Now I have 'nother person to holler at me. :-/
August 8th 2013 4:36 am
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Those mysterious Nonny Mouse hearty hearts and ice cream cones? I know who sended 'em!
Thank you Puff! You had a lot of us runnin in circles tryin to figure stuff out.
ok, I admit, Puff confessed in his diary 'bout sendin out the goodies. But honest, I really thought it was him.
August 6th 2013 7:18 pm
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I am all keyed up tryin to figure out the Nonny Mouse hearty heart giver. And now I got me a Nonny Mouse ice cream cone! I am eatin it way too fast and gettin a ice cream headache.
I am still tryin to figure this mystery out. But I kinda with Nonny Mouse would do the reveal thing.
Thank you for the ice cream Nonny Mouse!