November 5th 2013 6:45 am
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So sumtimes it gets foggy 'round My place in the mornins. Real foggy, so's that you can barely see anything out there.
I bark. And bark.
Get hollered at. "Zoe, stop it, you can't See anything out there in all this fog!"
I bark. The barks keep rollin out of me. Like the fog rolls in.
November 1st 2013 9:15 am
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All dem dancin bones!
Thanks pals for sendin me and all my furmily members tons of dancin bones!
There is no way the typist can ever get you all thanked with the proper etti-quiet so I am gonna send out a great big bark
October 28th 2013 11:02 am
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♫ Leave it! Leave it! When Mommy tells you to, just leave it! ♫
I am becomin so 'bedient it's gettin sicknin.
Lemme tell ya 'bout it.
This mornin, Me and Tux was outside sniffin 'round. Mommy had just opened up the chicken house door and was comin out of the chicken yard gate.
Tux was sniffin at sumfin. She thought it was sum of My cute lil poops. Tux likes to eat My poops. She always picks it up right away when she sees me poopin. So's that Tux don't eat it.
Mommy hollered for Tux to "leave it." He did.
Then I went over for a sniff too. It wasn't My poop. I put it in my mouth.
Mommy told me to "leave it."
And I did. I dropped the thing outta my mouth.
She got over there and saw that it was lil bitty dead mousie. Probly a cat had caught it and left it there.
She told us both to "leave it" while she went to get the pooper scooper stuff.
We did "leave it" the whole time. She scooped the lil bitty dead mousie and then we went back to the spot to sniff sum more. She told us we were good dogs. We got good cookies when we got back inside.
I don't know what is wrong with me, bein all 'bedient and junk.
October 27th 2013 5:01 am
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Pals! I got a Diary Pick today! Woo Hoo!
But I mean this! Don't send me no rosettes! My page is still lookin Super Duper from all the purdies you pups sent for my birthday celebration.
So just this one time, be obedient and save your zealies!
Have a great day pals!
October 23rd 2013 7:52 am
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Just looky my page! You pups sure know how to make a pup feel special! On top of all the great gifties I also got lots of pmail messages wishin me a happy day!
Thank you all! I think we got all of you sent thank you messages. If I missed sumone, thank you now!
Now I'd like to tell ya 'bout my birthday day.
Started off with me snuggled unner the covers in the big bed. I heard Mommy and Daddy softly callin my name. I crawled out from unner the covers.
They had a pink tray with all kinds of yummy stuff for breakfast. Eggie weggies. Sausage with biscuits and gravy. Bacon. Tons of bacon. All of this was set up real purdy on a pink plate with a nice pink napkin.
I enjoyed a leisurely breakfast. I had so much to eat that I invited Tux up on the bed to share.
Mommy brought her laptop in so's I could take a look at all the nice things startin to pour in from my Dogster pals.
I was needin to go potty so I hopped off the bed and headed for the back door. Mommy said, "oh Sweetie, it's your birthday and it's chilly outside. Just for today, why don't you go downstairs and potty where Notme sumtimes does?" But I turned her down. That is a naughty thing to do even on my birthday. So instead, Mommy wrapped me up in my pink, flowery fleece dress with matchin pink leggins. I hurried out, did my business and came back in.
When I came in I noticed the big banner across my big window. It said stuff like Happy Birthday Sweetie Poo. We love you to bits Zoe Woey, Fuzzy Face.
My family loves me, what can I say?
While I was up on OP Zoe, Mommy told me that later we could all go for a ride to get me a milk shake, all my own. And if I couldn't decide on strawberry or pineapple, I could have both. I asked if I could have a burger and fries too and she said, "of course, it's your birthday!"
Later that mornin, we went for a walk. Out the gate we went. Out the driveway, along the road and turned to walk along the field. Tux and I wanted to run ahead. "Just watch out for the trucks and the back hoe and that big tractor workin down there!"
We will be careful Mommy!
*Zoe, wake up. You are barkin in your sleep. That's enough. Be quiet!*
Huh? Wha? Oh, I musta been dreamin 'bout the kind of birthday I wish I'd had. 'Member I told ya at the beginnin:
"Now I'd like to tell ya 'bout my birthday day."
Yeah, I'd like to tell ya that's the way it happened. But it wasn't that way at all.
Thanks again Pals for makin my day special!
October 22nd 2013 7:28 am
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Yeah, I don't think she knows.
If it weren't for all you pup pals there would be nuthin goin on.
Thank you for the rosettes and other gifts and special messages and coolio pic that Nina made for me.
Maybe Mommy is plannin a surprise pawty for me later.
Sure, that must be it.
October 21st 2013 2:02 pm
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There they were. Sittin at the kitchen table. Yakkin away.
There I was on OP Zoe, snoozin.
Mommy got up. Grabbed her purse thing. Told Daddy she was gonna put it in the S-caw-pay first 'cause she hasta carry me. Daddy said he would do it. Carry me, not her purse.
He grabbed me afore I even knew what the "h" was goin on.
Daddy carried me out the door, down the steps, out the gate, into the garage. Tossed me into the S-caw-pay.
Mommy got in to drive.
Sure enuf. Took me to the groomer/torturer place.
I was the only dog there.
I can't tell you the horrors I went through.
Finally, after what seemed like decades, or even like maybe an hour, I heard Mommy's voice. The g/t lady told her I had lots of mats between my toes. She was finishin that up and then had to cut off my toenails.
Then I was free! The g/t lady put me down and then Mommy came from 'round the corner where she had been hidin. Like I didn't know she was there.
I am safe at home now. Had a short lil nap and now I'm barkin at sumfin.
Jus' 'member. Don't trust your so-called "lovin" pawrents. They are probly up to no good.
October 19th 2013 1:45 pm
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I'll tell ya 'bout it but first I gotta mention that yeserday I had another diary pick. Two days in a row! I went for a Loop-Dee-Loop ride! And that talented Cooper made me a fun piccie. It's got candy corns to match my page!
Coolio, huh? Thanks Coop and gang!
So's anyways. This mornin, I go out to the garage with Daddy. He told me to not get into the cat food. I really wanted to. But I didn't. 'Cause he told me not to.
He told me I was such a good dog. So 'bediant and all.
I was very proud of myself for makin Daddy happy with me.
I came in the house and found Mommy back in the peepoles indoor "privacy please" place. I pushed open the door.
Mommy knew sumfin was up. Usually, we'll go in there and hop in the shower place to lick up leftover shower water. Sure tastes good.
But I didn't do that this time. I sat down and turned on the cute.
It was like I was tellin Mommy to ask what was up. Daddy came back to the bedroom and asked me if I told Mommy what I did. So after he told Mommy 'bout me not grabbin all the garage cat food, she told me I was a good grrl. That made me proud all over again.
I'm 'bediant and my peepoles can read me like a book. Bol!
And so then they left. I knew sumfin was up when they closed the blinds at OP Zoe. They took off to go do sum shoppin.
Then we got robbed. Yep. Sum kid in sum hokey uniform took a white bag offa our front steps. Tossed it in a pickup truck and took off. I knew he was out there even though the blinds was closed and I couldn't see out very good at all.
When my pawrents got back they opened the blinds. I don't even know if they know we got robbed. They don't seem to care. All that barkin fur nuthin.
(Mommy here: Boy Scout food drive today.)
And so it goes. I wonder if I'm gettin more 'bediant in my old age.
October 18th 2013 7:24 am
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I got another diary pick today! Two days in a row! I am in the Loop-Dee-Loop!
Did ya see? I got 605 bones right now. Thanks for tossin those my way!
Just send more! No rosettes!
Have a super duper day Pals!
October 17th 2013 12:16 pm
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Well, looky there! I got me a Diary Pick today! I haven't barked anything new for 'bout a week or sumfin. Typist needs to get with it. Not like there were Great Big trucks and tractor things harvestin the sugar beets growin in the field right across My road. Yep, I had a great view from OP Zoe (a.k.a. the back of My love-seat-look-out).
But anywho, please don't send me no more rosettes or pretties. Toss me a couple bones. That'll be fine.
And Keighty and her gang made me a super duper piccie:
Thanks Keighty and crew! I'll put the piccie in here cause it's too hard for Mommy to put on my page.
Now you know it's not like me to complain. But we are still havin problems with comments on other pups pages. Like if I make a comment on Coco Rose's diary entry and then another pup makes a comment. I don't get no pmail anymore so's that I can read the comment easy. I have to go back 'round to evfurrybuddys pages to read the comments.
We like it the way it used to be.
I hope things are goin fine in your neighborhood. Find a good sun spot and have a nap attack.