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Snowy Zoe

October 6th 2007 12:53 pm
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Another Saturday of wet snow! It's not nice to play in because it is so wet. I just go outside to do my dooty! I don't like to get wet. Drover has to follow Mommy around while she is taking care of the chickens.
Now, of course, he wants to share the love seat with me for our naps. Ugh, he smells like wet dog.


We were Naked

October 4th 2007 2:08 pm
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I saw Drover naked and he saw me naked. How embarrassing.
We got shiny new collars today and while Mommy and brother and sister were putting the tags on the new collars our old ones were off and we were naked! We were running around the living room barking and carrying on!
They are Lupine collars. I got pink flowers "Cherry Blossom", Drover got blue "Muddy Paws", and Cindy got a pretty purple "Jelly Roll".
We need new name tags, that's probably pushing it though. With 3 dogs and about a gazillion cats, we're doing good to get fed every morning.
My birthday is coming up in a couple of weeks. I hope this wasn't the only present I'll get.


A New Job and I Love It!

October 3rd 2007 12:15 pm
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Nevermind that Mommy told me I was becoming a beggar dog. She is the one that needed help cleaning the pot that had lots of stuff stuck in it. She is the one that let the stuff get a little bit stuck in there. She is the one that put the pot on the floor for me to clean.
Yummy job! The pot had some pasta and peas and chicken stuck on, not burned. Took me a long time to get that tasty goo cleaned up but I got the job done.
Oh cool! Cindy just chewed one of our big bones into about a zillion little pieces. I gotta go grab some before they get picked up and tossed in the trash.


Con Artist

October 1st 2007 12:49 pm
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That's what Mommy called all of us dogs: con artists.
If we come in from outside and sit nice at the pantry door and be quiet and turn on the "cute", we get cookies. That's it, sit, be cute, get cookies!
Try this at home and see what happens!


The Other Turkey

September 25th 2007 5:28 pm
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You know, Drover was talking about cleaning off the turkey poo from the bottoms of shoes? There is something called turkey that is Way better than the poo part.
I heard Mommy call it turkey, it is in the house on our kitchen counter. It doesn't look like the big white birds we could see from the corner of our yard. But she called it turkey and she gave each of us dogs some tasty bites!
I can't see the big white turkey birds anymore and I don't hear any gobbling noises. I am gonna have to think on this problem.


Helping with carrots

September 20th 2007 12:39 pm
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If you read my diary you can find out about all the things I do around here to be a good helper. I've got another job.
Daddy dug up a bunch of carrots last night. He didn't let me help with that job. This morning Mommy had all the carrots in the kitchen. She said she was peeling them but it looked like she was throwing a bunch away! Anyway, sometimes those slivers of carrots would not go into the trashcan. I would clean those up off the floor. Mommy would pay me with little round pieces of carrots! She told me if I ate too many pieces of carrot, I would turn orange! I'm not so sure about that but I do like carrots!


Just lookin' around

September 18th 2007 2:28 pm
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Mommy came out of the barn and asked, "Zoe, what are you doing out here?"
I was just out lookin' around a pile of grass and tree limbs and junk. I've been out there before, with Daddy. I guess Mommy was surprised to see me out there by myself. Daddy was at work and sister was gone and brother was in the house.
So I came over to Mommy, kinda sheepish like, and she picked me up and carried me back to my yard. She put me down and asked me how I had gotten out. The gate was latched. I took her to another gate that we don't use often. Look there, Mommy. Sure enough, a place just big enough for me to get out under the gate. She fixed it up so I can't go out that way by myself anymore.
Hey, I just thought of another place I may be able to fit under! The gate of the chicken yard has a low place! Maybe I can go check out the chickens!
I'll keep ya posted!


My pink Loofa dog is kaput

September 12th 2007 4:17 pm
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Drover did it. He was just going around and around the kitchen and living room. Playing his silly ol' keep away game. The whole time he had my loofa dog in his mouth, he was making holes in it! I am sure of it. So when I tried to get it away from him, things got loud and violent. Mommy took it away from us.
She says it is beyond repair. I think she just doesn't want to try to fix it!
Another toy down the tubes.


Grass for breakfast

September 12th 2007 8:13 am
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That's what I had for breakfast this morning. Grass. I just didn't feel like eating my usual dog food. I had a bit of an upset tummy.
I was helping cover up the tomatoes last night so they don't get frozen. I might have eaten some of the little green tomatoes. I did bring one inside and it got taken away.
I did eat some scrambled egg. That was yummy. I think I am feeling better now.

I have a Dogster friend named Larry the Dude. He is a little dude and he has to have a scary knee surgery! He is a very upfront, honest guy and says in his diary he would like rosettes.
Here's how to get to his page: Larry
You know, in case you have an extra rosette laying around. Or you could even throw him a few bones!


A diary pick of the day~ Sept. 9, '07

September 10th 2007 7:36 am
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Cool huh? Thanks, Pups, for reading my lil 'ol diary! And thanks to all of you who left a rosette for me! Super cool!
And to the pup who left an any on o mous rosette, we haven't figured you out yet! Mommy got a headache trying! She's not much of a detective. "sigh"
Thanks again, Dogsters!

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