August 17th 2012 4:08 pm
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No ride in Brother's new sporty red chick magnet of a car. He was out last night 'til really late. Like 9:30 I think. It was dark anyways. He had been visitin Sissor at her place. They were playin with a Wii. I think it was WiiKnit or sumthing goofy.
This will be Sissor in a couple of years. Bol!
Anywho, all is not lost 'bout ridin in Brother's car.
Daddy Is Home! He got home 'bout noon time from at AT. He has already let me sneaky out for a bite of garage kitty cat food.
Now I have a plan. Daddy can grab the sporty red sports car keys. He can take me cruisin! This will work!
Woo Hoo! This is gonna be great! Me and Daddy! Cruisin to get a strawberry milkshake!
It will have to happen fast so I don't think there will be any pictures of the whole deal. I will let you know how it goes!
August 15th 2012 11:51 am
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It's not gonna work Pals. Brother flat out told me "No!". He's not gonna come around and pick you all up so's we can go cruisin'. He isn't even gonna let me drive his car to come 'round and pick you up.
He's gone to town right now to buy junk like fuzzy dice, a front window shade deal and a Cover for it. Right now he can park his car in the garage. But the garage cats climb all over the vehicles and leave lil cat prints. And sumtimes they do kitty cat barf. Even Mommy has a cover on her Es-Caw-pay. Scooter cat 'specially likes to park up there. And barf.
So, I am sorry I won't be able to go cruisin' with you pups.
I don't think he's even gonna take me to the burger joint for a strawberry milkshake. I don't think he's even gonna take me to Petco with my shoppin list Hershey thunk up.
I was sure lookin forward to riding in that red car. Oh, yeah, here is a picture of Brother's car while it was on the dealer's lot.
It looks orange but it is axfurly Race Red.
Brother's new car
I woulda looked so cool ridin in there!
August 13th 2012 7:02 am
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Mommy and Brother are here! And I survived bein pet-sitted on by Sissor!
It wasn't too bad. Jus' borin. I mean, the minute Sissor walked in, she told me to get outta her way so's she could head to her room to stare at her laptop and knit. hohum
One mornin she did a great big boo boo by puttin My food dish in Drover's spot. Ugh! I don't want to get Drover cooties! She moved My dish into My spot when she saw that I wasn't goin over there to Drover's spot.
And she didn't give us near 'nuf cookies but other than that, it wasn't too bad. She was axfurly purdy nice to lil Me.
And then, here they came. Sissor let us out of the house so we could all greet them. I was a very happy pup to see Brother! He's nice to me. I 'membered him right off. Drover and 'specially Tux were kinda shy at first. But not Me! That's My Brother! He's here to play with Me!
And he does play with Me. I'll grab one end of a long kind of toy and Brother grabs the other end. Then he pulls me as I lay on my tummy. I don't get rug burns or nuthin! It's fun! He plays with Drover and Tux too. Brother is nice.
And today, Mommy and Brother are gonna go look at cars. Brother is gonna get a real sporty car and then he can take me cruisin'. And we can go to get strawberry milkshakes.
He's been savin up all his paychecks for a long time so he's gonna get a car
Like this one
or maybe Like this
or maybe stick with US made Like this one
Cool huh? I would look good ridin in any of those cars. I'll let you know which one he chooses.
And he should also stop at Petco after he gets his car. To get me stuff.
It is good to have Brother home!
August 9th 2012 10:01 am
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I am bein deserted. No, that doesn't mean I am gettin all the pies, cakes, cuppycakes and ice cream I can stuff.
Deserted by my pawrents. Ok, so Daddy has been gone for 'bout a week or year. He is at AT. That don't make much sense, but it means he is gone. Until maybe next weekend or sumfin.
It's jus' been us and Mommy. Now Mommy is takin off. To pick up Brother! Finally Brother is done with all of his Air Force schools and trainin and junk. He will get to be home with Me for a long time. Then he will go away again and start his Air Force job. In Omaha. I don't think that is in Idunno. Anyways, Mommy is goin to get Brother.
Sissor will come and pet-sit on us. She is 'posed to take care of us and so that she don't furget to come out of her room I am gonna post our "care 'structions". She does read my diary so I am sure she will see this. Hi Sissor!
So here goes. This is mostly 'bout me but I am gonna put other stuff in so she don't furget 'bout the other pets. Things will go better that way.
1. Tux comes into your room and will wag and breathe on you. You gotta get up and let him outside. Better have Drover go too or he might poop in the hall. You can go back to bed after they go out and come in.
2. Get up and feed us at 6am sharp. Tux has a infernal alarm clock so he will let you know the 'portant times.
3. Ya see that mark on the food scoop gadget? That line that has my name on it? You give me 8 of those scoops. You may need to get me a bigger bowl.
4. Evfurrytime we go outside, even if we just go out and turn 'round and come back in, we get cookies. Lots of cookies, not just a tiny little one or a half of one. Lots. Oh, and I get more than the boys. 'Cause I am cute.
5. I bark a lot. Get over it. Do not try to put tape around my fuzzy mouth like that one time. Just let me bark. It's what I do. No bogey men or brown trucks or raccoonies or birds or plastic bags or little bugs or anything will sneakie up on us. You're welcome.
6. Don't jus be in your room watchin those net flick things and knittin. Come out and Play with us. A lot.
7. Close the windows when you turn on the air conditioner. And be sure to turn it on. We will be hot from all of that playin you will be doin with us. And we will need lots of cookies for nenergy. And make sure we have plenty of cool, fresh water to dribble on the kitchen floor. You can mop up the dribbles if you wear socks.
8. Don't tell Mommy, but it's ok for you to let me out in the garage for a snack of kitty cat food. And maybe I could even help clean up stuff the cats take in there and don't eat all of. Really. I will be a perfectly 'bedient pup if you let me out there. Really. Just don't mention it to Mommy. It will be our lil secret. K? I love you Sissor.
Well, that is probbly 'nuf 'structions. Don't want to overdo it. Maybe I can even get Sissor to type up a diary entry for me. That way, you pups will know if I am doin alright or not.
Oh, 'scuse me. The mailman drove right past and didn't even put nuthin in the mailbox.
Anyway, I will be barkin here today and a bit in the mornin. Then I will be shushed until Mommy gets home with Brother.
Take care Pals!
August 8th 2012 5:47 am
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Yeserday, when it was too hot to be outside, the new neighbors moved in.
Lemme tell ya 'bout it.
Last spring a bunch of cows moved into the pasture Way over there. They stay in their pasture and don't make much noise. No big deal.
But yeserday they moved. Into the pasture that is Right Next to My place.
They still don't make much noise but they are Very Close. They do make cow noises. Now if you don't know much 'bout cows, yes, they do moo. But they also make snufflin noises. And munchin noises. And they kinda cough and hack. I sure hope they aren't smokin out there in that dry grass.
I heard them out there. Early o'clock this mornin. I couldn't sleep on account because they was makin all that cow noise.
I had to get up and go bark at them. Me and Tux went out and barked them away from My fence. It's fun to bark and skeer them. You outta see them jump!
Welcome new neighbors.
August 7th 2012 2:04 pm
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It's been borin 'round here Pups. So borin and stinkin hot that I just haven't had the nenergy to bark anything in my diary.
But today! Woo Hoo! Yeah, it's hot but it's been a triple bark day. First off, the mailman pulls in. Yep, in the package he handed Mommy there was some sacks of doggie treats. All for Me. Well, I do have to share them. But I should get most of them.
Then this afternoon, the bug killer man pulls into My driveway. Wahoo! Tux went out right away but I wanted to stay inside to bark at that guy. Mommy encouraged me to go out. I decided to go out after she pulled me off the Love-Seat-Look-Out.
Bark fest, lemme tell ya!
And while the bug killer man was here, brown truck man stopped out in front!
It was a quick stop but bark-worthy jus' the same.
And don't tell Mommy but while she was gone shoppin this mornin, the guys came to move the irrigation pipe across the road. Super good barkin!
I'm not 'shamed to admit, I am one pooped pup after all that barkin. 'Cause with the barkin comes runnin back and forth along the fence, when we are doin our outside barkin.
It's hot out there. It takes it outta a pup.
I'll rest up and maybe there will some bicycle riders or walkers later this evenin when it starts to cool off.
I sure hope so!
August 3rd 2012 11:08 am
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So Mommy needed to head to town for a couple of things. No problem. I can take care of the place while you are gone Mommy.
She went out the door. We are cool when she leaves.
But then I could hear her out in the garage. She was squealin, not a good, happy, fun squeal. She already had told me it looks like a crime scene out there. Lots of critter blood on the garage floor. So much that she will have to wash it off. Those cats are always draggin sumfin in there.
Then I heard the big garage door open. She was still squealin.
I started barkin then. To help with whatever the reason for the squealin I could hear her, "Eewww, icky, I don't like snakes! Yuck!"
She had to sweep a lil baby gray Momba out from under her Es-ca-pay tires or she woulda squished it real good. For all you snake lovers out there, there was no savin it. Sum cat had done it in. So I kept up the barkin, for moral support or jus 'cause I could.
I think the thing is still layin out there. She is gonna have to deal with it.
I wonder how I could help her with it.
I will think 'bout that.
August 2nd 2012 7:36 am
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Woo Hoo! It is gonna be a great day fur barkin at My place.
There is a Great Big field of wheat across the road. Yeserday, they started harvestin the wheat. Way over there.
Big green machines called combines go along and cut the wheat offa the stalk. Other big tractors follow along and the wheat gets dumped in the trailer things they are pullin. Or sumtimes a big farm truck follows along and the wheat get dumped in there.
Now they are workin already way over there. It is a big field but it doesn't take them a real long time 'cause those combines are big and there are a couple of them workin. So sumtime today they will be comin closer and closer to My place. And then the big trucks will drive right by My house to get into the field.
Ya see where I am goin with this?
Lots to BARK at!
Woo Hoo! It's shapin up to be a great day in My neighborhood.
Oh yeah, and Mommy needs to go to the city to get the boy's their kinda food. That means she won't be here to nag me to stop barkin!
Come on over if you want. We can bark to our hearts content!
August 1st 2012 7:11 pm
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However you wanna bark it.
There is just sumfin great about Free Cake!
Thank you Pups for all the cakes you've sent to Me and the other dogs. Even the kitty cats are stuffin their furry faces with catnip cake!
There is no way in the world I can get evfurrybuddy thanked so this is the only way it will work.
THANK YOU FOR THE CAKE!!!!!!!
July 28th 2012 8:55 am
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Have you pups evfur heard of a Dr. Seuss book called And To Think That I Saw It On Mulberry Street? It's 'bout a kid who thinks up a whole bunch of stuff to tell his dad that he saw. The story grows and grows.
Nobuddy woulda believed the kid so in the end he decides to tell what he axfurly saw.
You may not believe what I Really did see on My road already this mornin. But of course, comin from me, you can believe it. I always bark the truth. And that's the truth.
So first thing, right off the bat, right after breakfast, a person went by. This person had rollers on the shoes on her feet. On those rollers were little short skies. She was roller-skiin or sumfin. Weird.
Then along with the usual trucks, farm equipment and joggers and their dogs I just saw a neighbor. This is the neighbor that has 2 LWDs! But this time the neighbor didn't have his LWDs. He was on his 4-wheeler. He had a long leash (lead rope) and on the end of the leash was a horse. I guess he was out walkin his horse.
I wonder what else I will see to bark at on My road today?
Ya just never know.
I gotta go. The neighbor on his 4-wheeler walkin his horse is comin back. I can hear the horse whinnyin!