February 16th 2013 4:06 pm
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It's walkie weather! So Daddy took Me and Tux for a good long walk today. Along the road with our leashes on. I did a good poopie in front of the neighbor's house. Bol!
And I tinkled and tinkled all over the place.
Didn't see many cows or dogs but we saw sum sheepies.
It was a wunnerful walk.
And we walked and walked. 'Bout three hunnerd miles I think.
What? Oh, Daddy told me we walked for three miles.
But it was a Great walk, no matter how long it was.
February 15th 2013 7:00 am
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Yummy! Thank you pals for all the yummy candy boxes you sent to Me and my fur family. All that Meatz™ surrounded by dog (and cat) friendly carob.
And you are welcome for all the boxes I (we) sent out. We missed sum of you, 'cause the typist had sum dental work done and she *says* she was in pain. Poor 'scuse for not gettin goodies sent out to All our pals.
Have a super duper day Pals!
February 13th 2013 7:30 am
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The other day Mommy took me to the groomer/torture place. Me, all by myself. I was the only dog there 'cause the g/t person had gotten bucked offa her horsie and was limpin 'round the place. She wasn't doin much g/t 'til she felt better.
So's since there were No Witnesses she gave me a real good goin over. I musta blacked out 'cause I can't 'member any of the details. I do 'member Mommy pokin her head in the door but the g/t person hadn't cut off my toenails or yanked out my ear hairs (and made my ears bleed) yet.
Finally, I got to leave.
Since I blacked out, I don't know fur sure what happened. But let me tell you, that g/t person did sumfin to my cute lil patootie. I been tryin to get to it, can't reach it good so I rub and look pitiful alla time.
Heartless Mommy tells me to "get over it, you're alright."
I think I need lots 'o cookies. Medicinal cookies. Then I might "get over it".
February 9th 2013 7:25 am
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Thanks Cooper for the cool pic to celebrate my Diary Pick today!
Still no break in a Nonny Mouse rosettes bein sent out. More and more pups are barkin in that they have gotten the lips with the same message.
Hershey, smart boy that he is, realized the message "There's a great big hunk of world down there, with no fence around it" is From the Disney movie The Lady and the Tramp. That puts a new spin on the whole deal. I was thinkin the rosette was from sum pups code named The Lady and the Tramp.
Gotta love this mystery!
I furgot to tell ya bout the mousie that Me, Tux and the garage cat Scooter found the other day. Ya see, there is sum garden hose rolled up out there in one of Mommy's flower beds. We like to sniff and dig 'round in there. Good smells. So, the other day, we sniffed up a mousie. Can't tell ya all the details but Mommy found us all sniffin at the hose. We knew the mousie was there. He was still a-kickin. Good times.
Mommy made Me and Tux go inside. I watched her from the door. She went over to the garage and got a shovel. Then I couldn't see 'xactly what happened but when I got to go out 'gain, the mousie was gone. Boo. That mousie sure woulda been fun to play with. Hope I can find 'nother one sumtime.
Our trails are gone again. Snowed yeserday and then the wind covered up what was left of anything else. Maintainin this place is a lot of work.
I supervise Daddy unless he's out there at very early dark o'clock.
Whereevfur you're at, have a good day filled with barkable stuff!
February 8th 2013 4:41 am
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There's been lots of nony mouse rosettes bein sent all over this Dogster place.
I got sum lips. Thank you to Nony Mouse.
But the message is the real mystery. What you pups think 'bout this:
"There's a great big hunk of world down there, with no fence around it" The Lady and the Tramp."
Gimme your ideas of Nony Mouse's real name. I'm stumped.
February 7th 2013 10:47 am
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Like clock work. Steady. Continual. Nonstop. Loyal. Faithful.
Yeah, those are big words I don't evfur use cause I don't really know what they mean.
But that was me this mornin.
With my barkin.
I started up when it was still dark thirty. But there was stuff out there that needed to be barked at.
So I barked.
When I came in and it was still dark out there, I barked.
When it was startin to get light out there and Mommy opened the blinds (for me) I barked. When she went downstairs to do her lil exercise thing, I stayed upstairs. And barked.
When we all went outside to mess round while Mommy did her mornin chores, I barked.
I needed to go poopy.
I stopped long enough to do that.
Then I started barkin again.
Mommy keeps tellin me to STOP but I can't help it. I Gotta Bark!
My world is filled with stuff to bark at.
And so it goes.
February 5th 2013 10:20 am
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The past few days it has been warmin up 'round My place. Our snow trails are meltin but the snow that is still there is hard and crunchy. I can walk on top of it and not fall in. Sissor said I was an elf, like Legolas in the LotR set of movies.
And I can hear lil critters unner there. They burrow through the grass unner the snow. I can hear em and even smell em. Haven't caught one yet.
Then yeserday Mega Barkin at a couple of ladies and dogs walkin by My place. Finally sumfin to run along the fence line and BARKBARKBARKBARK them away.
And Daddy took Me and Tux for a walk. We ran a bit, I kept up with Tux, and turned a different way at the corner down there. Haven't been for a walk in a hunnerd years or sumfin.
And the day before the other day I got to help Daddy clean up sum cat food he had spilled out in the garage. He had picked up the food dish so's I would concentrate on the food he had spilled. Yummy!
See? Good times at My place. Come on over if you want. We can listen for the lil critters unner the snow and bark at walkers and maybe we can get Daddy to spill more cat food then we can clean it up!
February 2nd 2013 12:07 pm
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But since I know you pals won't bark a word of this I'll tell ya 'bout it.
I messed up with my security work.
Lemme tell ya 'bout it.
Daddy left last night when it was already dark time. Mommy don't go nowhere That late, 'cause she'll turn into a pupkin or sumfin. So anywhos, we stayed home with Mommy.
When Daddy did get home, I was super duper 'xcited! I went toadally goofy. I was arrooin at him. I was runnin 'round the livin room. I was bouncin offa the couch and his big recliner chair (the one I gave him for Father's Day once upon a time). Good times!
Then Mommy started gettin ready to go to bed. I was back there 'cause Mommy and Daddy were yakkin at each other and I wanted to be with Daddy. They were laughin at me on account a because I was bein so cute and funny.
Daddy went down the hall.
He started talkin to Sissor.
No one barked at her. No one even heard her come in the back door.
I am so ashamed that I didn't even hear her come in. And where was Tux? He is my backup barker. No barks.
Wait, Sissor is all into science fiction stuff. She is even takin a class on the SF junk.
She came in with a transporter beam. Those only makes lil tinklin noises when they move a peepoles from one spot to another.
That's it. A transporter beam.
My rep as top security dog is saved. Right? You guys won't let this get out will you?
January 31st 2013 10:15 am
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My pawrents are so weird. Lemme tell ya 'bout it.
They was sittin 'round eatin their dinner. Sure smelled good. Roast Beast Meatz™ it was.
'Course I didn't get any of it. The ol' "you'll get pantiesrtightus, Zoe". I'm beginnin to think that is a lame 'xcuse and they are just bein selfish. They tell me that when they are eatin salad. Humph.
Anyways, they was almost done eatin when they both said, "there it goes."
Mommy started puttin the dishes in the dishwasher to "protect them". Daddy started fishin out sum flashlights. Then Mommy got out a couple of candles.
It started to get dark but my pawrents just sat there, talkin, in the dark. Us pups went outside and nobudy turned on the porch light for us.
Uh, peepoles, turn on sum lights.
Daddy liked playin with the different flashlights. Mommy had to blow out the candles 'cause the lil kitten cat was fas-in-a-ted by the light and Mommy told the kitten that she would get her whiskers sizzled off.
This continued on for hours and hours. Jus' sittin in the dark, well, with the flashlight shinin it's weird kinda blue light.
They weren't watchin TV. They weren't usin their laptops.
It was truly borin.
We all went to bed early last night. Even earlier than normal.
And then it got weirder. Right after they turned off the flashlights and I got covered up, they said, "there it is!"
Then they got up outta bed. Went 'round checkin stuff. Mommy made the coffee for in the mornin. Washed sum of the dishes. Flushed the toilets.
Then we went back to bed.
Such a weird family.
January 30th 2013 3:12 pm
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Peepoles got their traffic reports. The weather report. The ski report.
I'm gonna give ya My Trail Report.
Lot's goin on out there the past couple days. Sum of the trails got covered over by driftin snow. Daddy shoveled them out. He even made a couple new trails.
They got covered over. He shoveled them out again.
Today the trails are either gettin covered over again or meltin. Depends on the direction the trails run. The trails that are meltin are all the way down to the brown grass. Makes Mommy so happy when we come in and track brown pieces of grass all over the place. Gives her sumfin to do cleanin up the stuff.
The wind is blowin and the Chicken Culdesac is covered up again. We still plow through there. It's fun!
Daddy's gonna haveta get out there 'gain and clear out the trails.