May 21st 2013 12:37 pm
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Don't worry! You pups know I gotta have my Love-Seat-Look-Out by the big livin room winder. I spend most of my inside time up there. Even if I take a snooze, I sleep with one eye open. I don't miss much that goes by My place.
But My Soldier Daddy told me I could save time with a aack-row-nim. They use those things alla time in the military. To save time I guess.
So I won't be callin My Love-Seat-Look-Out My Love-Seat-Look-Out no more.
Here's the new name: Observation Point (OP) Zoe. That's military jargon for My Love-Seat-Look-Out. Kinda rolls off the tongue, don't it?
From now on when I bark 'bout OP Zoe, I mean My Love-Seat-Look-Out. Hope it's not Too complicated. And don't worry, it's not top secret stuff so we won't be havin lil black drones watchin us.
Back to OP Zoe for a snooze. I mean, maybe the neighbor with the fifty-leven dogs will go by soon. Good barkin then!
WOW! Sounds all 'portant an' hi-tek an' junk!
I fink it r missin' sumfing, doe : OP Zoe™!
Observation Point (OP) works for me and all pals that read this diary entry but it may make other pals wonder what you might be talking about.
BAYL (Bark at you later)
Hmm, I dunno if I can trademark it. Don't want the govt. mad at me for takin over sumfin they started.
I guess I can give it a try and blame you if they try to come after me. Bol!
Do you think they saw that?
*Zoe's eye dart back and forth, scanning the horizon for drones*
Du NOD werry, Zoe! I will dis-twack dem wif my dancin'! *LWD legs and paws all over the place* Oooops! *trips*
I already forgot what the OP stands for, but I'll get the basic gist of your diaries. BOL!
HD salutes! My lips are sealed OP Zoe! (note to self.....do I have lips???)
Does this mean you get those spawcial night-vision doggles now?
I's got an OP Whitley on da back of da couch.
that sounds like a new cool name for your look out point!!
Hmm, those night vision doggles would be cool!
Zoe hollers: Daddy! Can you bring me home sum night vision doggles? I Really Need them!
I know he will get me sum. I am his special lil grrl.
Shoot, I bet all of you pups already have your very own OP. Like Whit, the back of your couch, or a special window you like to look out or well, just bark!
My OP Jelly is in front of the patio door. I want some night vision doggles too! Can your Daddy get me some too Zoe????
Sure thing, Jell! I think they come in olive drab and pink. I'll have Daddy get you pink! :-)
Cood I pweeze hab sum in a wuffwy wed pwaid, Zoe???
My OP Zaidie™ r on da wuffseet, wookin' out a fwont winnow AN' I can see out ontu da deck, tu!!
BOL, HD!! We kinda hab wips!!
My OP Fizzy is on my loveseat looking out the big front window! BARK BARK BARK! I'm barking from it right now!
Daddy, you needta special order sum red plaid NVDoggles for Z. Huh? Wait a minute.
Z, he needs to know which clan? Bol!
See, Fizz, you got one and you know what the OP Fizzy is!
Whut?? Oh, no. I du nod wike cwams, Zoe. No cwams fur me. Fanks, anyway!
Ok, check, no clans or clams or whatever for Z. Just a nice, lovely red plaid.
BOL!! I started a trend! OP Hershey is on the upstairs landing where I can see out a window that's by the stairs. I can't really see much there, though. :o/ And its all lit up out on the street at night, so I guess I don't need the doggles either. I still think they'd be cool, though!
*Hrr hrr hrr. Zoe please send any NVDoggles™ ASAP. I need to be able to find those fuzzy white butts out there at night when they are bark-erghhh....*
*sound of a scuffle*
Pups this is the real Misty. Do not send NVDoggles™ to this house. Mom has hacked my account and I need to work on blocking her access.
Sorry about that Zoe. ~Misty~