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A walk, watch out for a trick

May 12th 2013 3:20 pm
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So, 'bout first thing yeserday mornin, Daddy took Me and Tux for a nice walk. Down 'long the river. Good smells. Good walk. We even saw where a porcupine pin cushion guy had walked in the dry dusty road place. It looked like he was tryin to cover his tracks by brushin his quills along the ground. Or maybe it was a lady porcupine. Swishy hips made the trail.
I guess that's just what they do, natural like.
Anywho's, it was a good walk. Mommy stayed home with Drover to play his 'round the house keep away game with his orange man toy. His legs are too wonky to go on a real walk with us.
When we got back, they started makin like they were gonna be leavin.
And they did. Leave.
For a Really Long Time.
Hmm, tricky takin us for a walk tryin to wear us out. We still barked like crazy dogs when the mailman left a box on the front steps.
Turns out, they went to Sissor's gradumatootion thing. Took days or sumfin.
We were really glad to get out when they got home to, well, you know what. Then we were tired out.

Be watchin out for a tricky walk. You might get left alone for a super long time. No food. Slimy water dish.
Just a warnin.

 
Barked by: Jelly (Dogster Member)

May 12th 2013 at 4:49 pm

Thanks for the tip Zoe! Those peepoles can be tricky! Sometimes I get an extra long time in the yard and then Mommy goes away for a long time.

Congratulations to your Sissor on her gradumatootion thing.
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

May 12th 2013 at 6:19 pm

Yeah, conGWATumatayshuns tu Sissor fur bein' all smart an' junk! BOL!

Sowwy 'bout yur 'bandonment, Zoe. I kno' where yu r comin' fwum. Furst yu fink yu r on TOP OB DA WERLD!! Den it all comes cwashin' in on yu an' nexx fing yu kno' yu r weturnin' Coke bottles tu da corner store tu be able tu buy a hunk ob mouldy bwead fwum da dumpster ahind da bakerwy. Cwaziness.
Barked by: ☕ Finley ☕ (Dogster Member)

May 12th 2013 at 9:49 pm

Congrats to your Sissyfur... dat stinks about bein' abandoned....
Barked by: ❅ Whitley ❅ (Dogster Member)

May 12th 2013 at 11:07 pm

I always bark no matter how tired I is. I even bark in my sleep.
Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

May 13th 2013 at 5:48 am

huh??? they are very tricky, Congrats to sissor
Barked by: HarleyDavidson THD, CGC (Dogster Member)

May 13th 2013 at 6:30 am

Congratulations to Sissor on the finishing school thingy! I gonna keep a close eye on momma!
Barked by: Pepper - CGC (Dogster Member)

May 13th 2013 at 6:59 am

Happens to me almost everyday! Wellwoof, two daze a week anyhowls!

Congrats to Sissor!

 

Zoe


 

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