March 5th 2013 1:29 pm
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Ok, so it's not a rumor.
I know you city pups go for walks on sidewalks and paths and stuff that other peepoles and pets walk and run and bike and scooter on. So that when you have to make a "privacy please", a "number 2 download", "go poopy", your peepole has to pick it up. So as not to disgust the other peepoles out there. They carry special bags to save your doo doo. Sometimes they throw it away in a trash can. Sometimes they take it alla way back home and do who knows what with it.
'Round My place, cats and dogs and horses and cows and geese and well, whatever comes along can poop and don't nobudy care if it gets picked up.
Yeah, we are redneck hicks 'round here.
But only a hop, skip and jump down the road is a city. A small city with a university and Applebees and Five Guys and a Joanns Craft store and lots of other places our lil town doesn't have.
This is where Sissor is. She is a student at the university but she has a job too. And right now she is pup sittin on two cute lil pups of one of her seniority-ized co-workers. She is stayin in the lady's house.
Now these lil dogs get to go for walks. On sidewalks. And on sum trails too.
I checked with her and Sissor is 'posed to carry lil plastic bags and pick up the lil pups' poops. Or else the PPP (Pocatello Poop Police will come and arrest Sissor and the lil dogs too.
And that wouldn't be no good.
I sure wouldn't want to have to post bail and get Sissor outta jail. The lil dogs, sure thing. Just not pocketlint Sissor.
Oh and don't tell anyfur but Sissor told Mommy when she takes the lil dogs on a trail, she don't pick up their poops.
Don't tell anybudy that.
YOU MEAN YOUR SISSOR DON'T PICK UP THE POOP WHEN THE PUPS DOODY ON THE TRAIL???? WHY I NEBER HEARD ANYTHING LIKE THAT AND I AGREE IF SHE GOES TO JAIL BY THE PPP, DON'T YOU DARE BAIL HER OUTTA THE JOINT!
Mommy laughted at this diary entry. You are funny Zoe! It is true that not picking up poopies is a serious offense in the City. Your Sissor should just be happy she is picking up after little dogs. What would she do if she had to pick up the big poopies from something like a German Shepard?
You tell her pups! Sissor reads my diary. This will have her pickin up the poops.
Eeww! Big dog poop pickin up would be bad! She would need gallon sized bags!
she better watch out, cause someone might pick it up and put on the doorstep and she might come out and step right in it!! Then maybe she'll pick it up...BOL
I'm with Sissor! Don't pick up the poops! It's our communication with other pups! I make a point to always poop on thorny bushes or in tall grass. Make it hard fur the ma to pick it up:) But she always does anyway:(
We live so far in the country that mom only picks up my poop if I don't do it in the tall grass. Since we still have lots of snow I can't find the tall grass, so mom gets the shovel and throws it over the riverbank! If we go into town, mom always picks up my poop in a plastic bag. I just think that is weird and have never figured out what she does with it after she picks it up!
I fink my Momma saves my bags ob poop, jus' wike hur saved all my pubby teefs. Howeber, I hab no idea whut hur duz wif it :D