February 2nd 2013 12:07 pm
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But since I know you pals won't bark a word of this I'll tell ya 'bout it.
I messed up with my security work.
Lemme tell ya 'bout it.
Daddy left last night when it was already dark time. Mommy don't go nowhere That late, 'cause she'll turn into a pupkin or sumfin. So anywhos, we stayed home with Mommy.
When Daddy did get home, I was super duper 'xcited! I went toadally goofy. I was arrooin at him. I was runnin 'round the livin room. I was bouncin offa the couch and his big recliner chair (the one I gave him for Father's Day once upon a time). Good times!
Then Mommy started gettin ready to go to bed. I was back there 'cause Mommy and Daddy were yakkin at each other and I wanted to be with Daddy. They were laughin at me on account a because I was bein so cute and funny.
Daddy went down the hall.
He started talkin to Sissor.
No one barked at her. No one even heard her come in the back door.
I am so ashamed that I didn't even hear her come in. And where was Tux? He is my backup barker. No barks.
Wait, Sissor is all into science fiction stuff. She is even takin a class on the SF junk.
She came in with a transporter beam. Those only makes lil tinklin noises when they move a peepoles from one spot to another.
That's it. A transporter beam.
My rep as top security dog is saved. Right? You guys won't let this get out will you?
My lips are sealed Zoe! Thinks to himself, do I have lips?
Of course you got lips HD. I use my fuzzy lips to wrap 'round cookies.
Thanks for not barkin 'bout this fee-ass-co.
Your secret is safe with me!
I don't know nothing... My lips are sealed too!
Thanks Emmy and Fizz for keepin my slip-up secret.
If word of this got 'round, I might have to turn in my Security badge or sumfin.
I didn't hear or read anything.
BOLBOLBOLBOLBOL :D Oooops, I meen...yu sed sumfing, Zoe?? I heered nuffin!
Yep, nuthin to see here. Keep it movin.
Even us on the west coast didn't hear a thing.
Maybe sissor is an alien and just materialized in your house. Like you said, she transported in somehow. I saw nothing and know nothing about this happening!
It musta been teleportation. Dat are da only explanation.
*puts paws over ears*
I didn't hear a thing...BOL!