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Weirdness in the dark

January 31st 2013 10:15 am
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My pawrents are so weird. Lemme tell ya 'bout it.
They was sittin 'round eatin their dinner. Sure smelled good. Roast Beast Meatz™ it was.
'Course I didn't get any of it. The ol' "you'll get pantiesrtightus, Zoe". I'm beginnin to think that is a lame 'xcuse and they are just bein selfish. They tell me that when they are eatin salad. Humph.
Anyways, they was almost done eatin when they both said, "there it goes."

Mommy started puttin the dishes in the dishwasher to "protect them". Daddy started fishin out sum flashlights. Then Mommy got out a couple of candles.

It started to get dark but my pawrents just sat there, talkin, in the dark. Us pups went outside and nobudy turned on the porch light for us.
Uh, peepoles, turn on sum lights.
Daddy liked playin with the different flashlights. Mommy had to blow out the candles 'cause the lil kitten cat was fas-in-a-ted by the light and Mommy told the kitten that she would get her whiskers sizzled off.
This continued on for hours and hours. Jus' sittin in the dark, well, with the flashlight shinin it's weird kinda blue light.
They weren't watchin TV. They weren't usin their laptops.
It was truly borin.

We all went to bed early last night. Even earlier than normal.
And then it got weirder. Right after they turned off the flashlights and I got covered up, they said, "there it is!"
Then they got up outta bed. Went 'round checkin stuff. Mommy made the coffee for in the mornin. Washed sum of the dishes. Flushed the toilets.
Then we went back to bed.

Such a weird family.

Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

January 31st 2013 at 10:25 am

Wow. Here I wuz finkin' dat my pawents wuz weerd. Yu win, Zoe :D
Barked by: Buddy (Dogster Member)

January 31st 2013 at 10:59 am

Pawrents do the weirdest things!
Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

January 31st 2013 at 11:03 am

Why is they so weird do ya think? Does peepoles get weirder the older they are? Will they get weirder and weirder?

Is this what I have to look forward to with them?

Woe is me.
Barked by: HarleyDavidson THD, CGC (Dogster Member)

January 31st 2013 at 6:31 pm

Zoe, you know that my mom is older than homemade dirt! So, I hate to tell you this but the answer to your question is..... YES, they get weirder and weirder!
Barked by: Pepper - CGC (Dogster Member)

January 31st 2013 at 6:40 pm

Yup, pretty weird!
Barked by: Coco Rose (Dogster Member)

January 31st 2013 at 7:50 pm

No Roast beef!!! That's cruelty if you ask me and making you go outside with out lights...I think I better start making some phone calls to report all this stuff.
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

January 31st 2013 at 8:00 pm

BOL!! Zoe, I love your stories!! They always make me smile!
Barked by: Misty (Psst on the right) (Dogster Member)

January 31st 2013 at 8:28 pm

OMD - back when we were young pups this happened to us after a really bad winter wind storm. We lived by candles and flashlights in the winter for a full week. Hot water still worked since it was natural gas. Back in the old days when that happened it was just me and Scooter and Mom, we did lots of snuggling and blanket sharin'.

That being said - yes they only get more weird. Either that or the newness has worn off. BOL.
Barked by: ❅ Whitley ❅ (Dogster Member)

January 31st 2013 at 11:43 pm

I sure hope pawrents don't get weirder as dey get older, my momma are only 26 and she are already weird enough!
Barked by: Jelly (Dogster Member)

February 2nd 2013 at 12:39 am

Peepoles are weird. I have given up understanding them. My theory is as long as I am with my Mommy she can be as weird as she wants.




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