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Our backyard

January 21st 2013 12:13 pm
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'Member I barked 'bout Daddy shovelin a bunch of trails all over the backyard?
They are really comin in handy for us to run 'round on, wander and sniff and poop and pee.
We are usin them so much Mommy and Daddy decided to give the trails names.
Like this:

When you come out the backdoor and down the steps, you can go left or right to cruise along the fence.
That is the longest path and most important for security work.
It is called Zoe Boulevard.
Now if you take a left at the bottom of the stairs onto Zoe Boulevard, you can then hang a right to get to Poop Place Park. It is a large open area to, well, poop.
We have Drover Drive. It kinda meanders 'round.
Then there is Tux Trail and that will take you out to Chicken Cul de sac.
If you take a right at the bottom of the stairs, Zoe Boulevard turns into Lilac Lane. Doesn't that sound nice? It has a poop pullout too.

I think Daddy should build sum road signs and maybe even put up sum traffic lights. If I wore clothes and junk I could be the traffic control dog. And give the other pets tickets. They could pay me in cookies.

Barked by: Coco Rose (Dogster Member)

January 21st 2013 at 1:45 pm

I feel cheated - none of our shoveled trails have names.
Barked by: Buddy (Dogster Member)

January 21st 2013 at 3:12 pm

I have no shovelled trails so I just jump through the snow!
Barked by: Misty (Psst on the right) (Dogster Member)

January 21st 2013 at 6:27 pm

I still can't believe you are lucky enough to have trails blazed for you. Mom just wishes us luck.

I love your poop pullout on Lilac Lane. It puts such wonderful visions in our head. BOL.
Barked by: Jelly (Dogster Member)

January 21st 2013 at 8:27 pm

I wish I had some shovelled trails. My Mommy is still too sick to shovel for me. All I have is a 3ft x 3 ft area.
Barked by: ❅ Whitley ❅ (Dogster Member)

January 21st 2013 at 11:49 pm

BOL, dat are all to funny!
Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

January 22nd 2013 at 2:52 am

that is way cool to have them all named
Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

January 22nd 2013 at 3:54 am

You poor pups that have no shoveled trails.
Ya want I could rent out Daddy to make ya sum!
Barked by: Duncan Fife (Dogster Member)

January 22nd 2013 at 5:01 am

Wow you are lucky to have such nice trails and "rest areas". BOL! We got a dusting of snow last evening but not enough to shovel yet. Temperature turned real cols fast. Was almost 60 on Sunday and this morning the wind chill is 6. The TV people said maybe snow on Friday. I hope so, it's tough being from the Highlands of Scotland and not having snow in the winter. Love the trail names.
Barked by: Pepper - CGC (Dogster Member)

January 22nd 2013 at 6:11 am

What clever pups and peoples! Luv it!
Barked by: Drei Snarky Schnauzers (Dogster Member)

January 22nd 2013 at 8:51 am

Sounds like fun up there in Hi-De-Ho with all the snow!!
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

January 22nd 2013 at 1:27 pm

HEE HEE!! I love it!
Barked by: Jelly (Dogster Member)

January 22nd 2013 at 4:10 pm

Yes, send your Daddy up here to shovel some trails. Tell him to dress warm because it is very, very cold.
Barked by: ☕ Finley ☕ (Dogster Member)

January 23rd 2013 at 2:34 am

Hee hee... love da namin' of da trails....

Although I prefer it to stay warm and dry and no trails needed... I ain't a fan of da cold!
Barked by: Little Women (Dogster Member)

January 24th 2013 at 8:18 am

well dis is a fabulous idea; no wonder we get lost out there - our trails don't have names. got to go tell dad about this...




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