January 17th 2013 12:13 pm
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Ok, so we go outside and come inside 'bout a gazillion times a day.
But if Mommy sees sum one pullin into our drive, we have to stay in. Unless it's the mailman. Then we go out to bark at him while she gets the package at the front door.
Yeserday, I told the guys I was goin out. Tux came along.
We headed out and to my surprise there was a pick-em-up truck turnin 'round in our drive! Then the guy even got out and started throwin out fire wood.
Do I even have to tell you?
We were all over that with our barkin. Jus' like flies on stink.
One of the trails that Daddy had shoveled for us was over by the fence next to the driveway. That way we could get over there without high-centerin in the deep snow.
Tux was layin down bark cover to keep the guy outta our yard. The guy stayed busy tossin out wood from his truck. I heard and saw a lil dog in the cab of the truck. He was barkin at me. I was barkin at him. I tol' him to stay in that truck and don't you dare get outta that truck.
He stayed in that truck.
Drover joined the fray sum time in there. I was too busy barkin to notice but it was good to have all 3 of us barkin. Gotta protect our place. That guy didn't have all his teeth. Can't trust sum body with missin teeth.
In a bit Tux tol' me Mommy was hollerin at us. "All dogs come!"
Don't give in Tux! We gotta keep up the defense!
But he gave up. The lure of the promised cookie was too strong. Drover gave up too. He is such a momma's boy.
I was left alone out there to defend the whole place!
That's when I did hear Mommy. She was callin to Me to come in an' get a cookie.
I decided that was enough barkin. It was cold out there anyways. I went in, got my cookie and started to bark again.
I barked good riddance to that guy when he pulled away.
Zoe, you are a girl after my own heart. I would bark at anything that dared wander onto my yard. Keep up the good work!
We all 4 fall for the SNACK trick too when we are busy getting our BARK on.
Wow! Yu pupses r a bunch ob amateurs!! I NEBER stop barkin'! Yu jus' neber kno' whut da heck r gonna habben nexx. Yu mite be tu bizzy chompin' on a hunk ob fudz tu notice sumfing BIG an' bad an' skeery an' junk goin' on wite afore yur eyes!! Den whut???
Momma wished cookies would get me to shut up, but I eats em real quick to get back to barking.
Good Job Zoe!!
Sounds like a fun barkfest!
Good job Zoe!!!
I barked and barked yesterday while I was locked up in prison. It didn't matter to me that I couldn't see the TV installer as I had a job to do no matter what. Momma and daddy never even told me to "SHUT UP" because they both know it's hopeless. I must confess I did stop barking long enough to woof down the duck strip I was given (union rules require I take a duck strip break every hour), but then started up again once it was gone.
You stopped barkin' fur a cookie?? You's supposed to bark and eat at da same time! BOL!!