December 13th 2012 5:23 am
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Pups, I can't shake this durn cone! It is on Alla Time.
At least Mommy kinda folds it back when I eat my few bites of breakfast food. Then when she doles out cookies, she holds the cone so's I can find the cookie in her hand.
So since I can't lick any of my furry body parts, I have taken to lickin the inside of the cone. You know, cookie crums, stuff outta my grrl beard, whatever I can find in there.
Last night, I was standin there, lookin pitiful, at Mommy in bed. Had my conehead right in her face. Hopin she would take off the stinkin cone.
She told me I stunk.
I can't help it. Take off the stinkin cone so's I can get a breath of fresh air once in awhile. My beard needs to air out.
Misty and Her pack of minions sent Me a Christmas card. Inside it was a Bacon Air Freshener.
Mommy told Daddy she should hang it in my cone. Can you imagine smellin Bacon and not bein able to eat it? That would be pure torture.
This whole deal is gonna get Mommy on Santa's naughty list.
Zoe, I hope you can lose that dratted cone soon. Yes, that would be very cruel to hang that bacon scented air freshener in your cone.
oh no...that is just way too long to have that cone on for. Maybe by the weekend she will take it off of you
I sure hope you aren't a cone head much longer. Yes I bet your Mommy is on the naughty list this year. Bacon air freshener, that sounds heavenly but only if it comes with bacon!
Oh Z I hope your Momma wil get that cone of soon or she'll probably start decorating for Christmas! YIKES!
Zoe, my new fursis, Chloe, is in the bubble cone right now cause she licked her spay cut and it got infected :( but Momma takes it off when Mom is supervising her to give her a break. Can your Momma not have mercy on your poor little soul and give you some breaks....I think some kind of strike is in order!
Oh Pups, I think this cone has grown onto me! I may have to have it sur-jic-al-ee removed!
And better not let Mommy even read Lexi's idea of Christmas decorates.
Buddy M. No, Mommy is Very mean and won't take the cone off for even a minute. *I start lickin right away and licked open a lil place on my leggie*
BOLBOLBOL :D Oooops, I meen...poor, sweet lil' Zoe! Dis r a cwime 'gainst dognamity an' tu teeze yu wif da 'mazin' smell ob bacon when dere r NO bacon tu be founded r da werstest fing a peeple cood du! Dis r a compwete outwage!! "Momma! My bwekfus bacon r cooked yet??? Ooops, I meen, I hab my teespoon ob gwuel now, Momma??"
I'm surprised that your Mommy would put a cone on you so close to Christmas when she should know that will get her on Santa Paws naughty list!
Poor Zoe! Hope you get that cone thing off soon! If it's any consolation, my Mummy just dressed me up and tortured me too, she made me wear a stoopid Santa hat and have my photo taken! I made my best grumpy face 'specially!
WE are so very sorry for your cone head self Zoe...hope you get it off for Christmas!!
Poor Zoe...your Momma is MEAN for saying you stink. You can't help it!!!!
See Mom, I told you Steak Meatz™ Air Freshener would have been better than Bacon.
BOL, I mean, I's so sad for you!