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Furry poop?

November 29th 2012 11:03 am
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Ok, so you pups know 'bout our lilac leaves that have turned purply-brown layin in the grass that fool Mommy into thinkin they are our poops.
They are still out there. Some blew away. Some got picked up but there are still some out there. So Mommy wanders all over the place thinkin she sees poop when it's only a leaf.
And usually the leaves and poops are frosty first thing in the mornin when we all head out and Mommy scoops.
Like this mornin. Frosty leaves. Frosty poop.
Then she spotted what looked like frosty runny poop. She wondered who had pooped poop that soft that it just looked like a little frosty blob layin in the grass. You know how our pawrents are 'bout our poops. They are fascinated with it.
Anywho, this was all frosty and blobby and when she got closer with the scooper, she could see it was also Fuzzy.

It weren't really poop.

It was some lil critter. A lil dead critter. Jus' layin in the cold, frosty grass lookin like a blob of frosty poop.
She scooped it up so's we wouldn't come along later and munch that lil cold, frosty blob o' critter.

Come to find out, Daddy knew the story. GeorgieCat had that lil critter on the back doormat. Daddy didn't want us pups to munch it so he flung it. It didn't make it over the fence like he hoped it would. And it was dark and cold so he hoped for the best that we would't find that lil critter or that GeorgieCat wouldn't go tryin to find it either.

So good thing Mommy found that lil frosty, furry critter.
Mommy says "thank you, Daddy" for that lil surprise.

Barked by: Buddy (Dogster Member)

November 29th 2012 at 11:17 am

Why are our peeps so fascinated with our poops, Zoe? I like bringing my mom furry creatures to look at. Too bad you didn't at least get to sniff this one.
Barked by: Milton (Dogster Member)

November 29th 2012 at 11:24 am

A critter poopcycle! That could have been yummy, moms always spoil our funs!
Barked by: Milton (Dogster Member)

November 29th 2012 at 11:26 am

Oops! My typist goofed. Poopcicle! Mom, go have some more coffee. Geesh, good help is hard to find!
Barked by: Bacon (Dogster Member)

November 29th 2012 at 11:56 am

OMD!!! Our typist just had a little acksident just thinkin bout that!!!
Barked by: Jelly (Dogster Member)

November 29th 2012 at 12:55 pm

My Mommy is also fascinated with poopies. I wonder why? Oh well, what ever makes her happy!
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

November 29th 2012 at 1:09 pm

BOL! Why are Momma's so weird about our poops?!
Barked by: Duncan Fife (Dogster Member)

November 29th 2012 at 1:21 pm

My Mum is so impressed with ours that she picks them up right away so nobody else can get them and puts them in a special container by the side of the house. I just don't get it either.
Barked by: ☕ Finley ☕ (Dogster Member)

November 29th 2012 at 4:19 pm

Momma found a yuck today too-- a squirrel in the pool skimmer with the leaves... she was mega grossed out.. Me, I wuz thinkin'-- what a waste of a good squirrel.....
Barked by: HarleyDavidson THD, CGC (Dogster Member)

November 29th 2012 at 5:03 pm

Mom calls it poop patrol at our house!
Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

November 29th 2012 at 5:08 pm

Bol Pups!

Hey, maybe we should have our pawrents take pictures of the special containers they save our precious poops in.

Why do they save that stuff anyways?

Finley! I'm sorry you didn't get a chance to wrap your fuzzy lips 'round that soggy squirrel.
Barked by: Joey (Dogster Member)

November 29th 2012 at 5:23 pm

MY pawrents analyze our poopsies evfurry day too!!!! Runny poop, cookie poop, hard poop, regular poop. Weirdos!!!

That critter probly woulda been MMMM-MMMM-GOOD being frosty and all.

Better luck next time!!!
Barked by: ❅ Whitley ❅ (Dogster Member)

November 30th 2012 at 1:47 am

That wasn't the only dead squirrel that's gone to waste around here Zoe. There was one that was found in the side yard too - apparently a real big one. And neither me or Finn got to play with it!
Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

November 30th 2012 at 6:41 am

I bet you were bummed that Daddy flung it over that way
Barked by: Katie L

November 30th 2012 at 3:01 pm

I agree with Milton, what a waste of a Critter Poopsicle!

However, what bothers me is that the pawrents are obsessed with OUR poops, but don't give us the same satisfaction of examining their poops! I try to chaperone Mom in the Indoor Backyard as much as possible; I am always afraid she will escape her life of repression here by some secret tunnel, so I must accompany her at all times. Anyway, sometimes the best I can do is lay outside the door of the Indoor Backyard and express my concern by sending a deep hmmmmpf underneath the door, just to let Mom I am there to lend a paw, if need be.
Barked by: Cleo (Dogster Member)

November 30th 2012 at 4:22 pm

It's not fair! I never get furry popsicles around here, just doggies with stoopid names like Pinky (grrrrrrrrrrr) and maybe the odd fleeting glimpse of a kitty cat!




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