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It's My time to bark

November 28th 2012 7:33 am
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I bark. When I bark, then Tux and Drover start to bark.
It's sumfin peepoles just learn to deal with 'round here.

The Grandma doesn't move 'round too much. From the bedroom, to the bathroom, to the kitchen and to her recliner in the living room. Our house is small. She doesn't get much exercise stuff.
So when she shuffles out to her chair and kicks back for a snooze, too bad. She oughta learn to go back to bed.
I barked at the jogger man that goes by. Oh! And now he has 2, count 'em, 2 dogs joggin along with him! Double, no triple bark threat!
Mommy was somewhere's else this mornin when the man and his dogs went by. She didn't come to let us out, like she usually does. Well, it took her awhile. You could barely hear the toilet flushin 'cause of our barkin. Bol!

Too bad if our barkin woke you up Grandmalady.

 
Barked by: Demon Flash Bandit (Dogster Member)

November 28th 2012 at 9:09 am

I'm glad the humans appreciate the effort of all of you dogs to protect the homestead. That jogger and his dogs could be out to break into your house...one never knows what evil lurks in the heart of joggers. They should be home taking a nap. The fact that they are running makes me suspicious!
Barked by: ♥ Anya ♥ (Dogster Member)

November 28th 2012 at 10:01 am

We agree with Demon - why are you running? Guess your Grandma will just learn that you bark and you bark a lot! She'll get used to it!BOLBOL I don't bark so it is always a surprise when my Mom hears my deep voice! Have a Great Day BARKING BARKING BARKING!!
Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

November 28th 2012 at 10:20 am

yep, my grammy knows all about my barking...she has been listening to it for 13yrs now. I tend to bark for 2-4 hrs straight sometimes.
Barked by: Buddy (Dogster Member)

November 28th 2012 at 12:01 pm

Most grandma ladies are hard of hearing. Maybe your granny doesn't even hear you!
Barked by: Beanie McTavish (Dogster Member)

November 28th 2012 at 12:44 pm

Barking is the most underappreesheeated artform known to hoomankind. So Bean will say it, "Brah-VOH, Zoe! Brah-to-the-VOH!"

My Papa says he is going to get a muzzle for me. :(
Barked by: Beanie McTavish (Dogster Member)

November 28th 2012 at 1:10 pm

Barking is the most underappreesheeated artform known to hoomankind. So Bean will say it, "Brah-VOH, Zoe! Brah-to-the-VOH!"

My Papa says he is going to get a muzzle for me. :(
Barked by: Coco Rose (Dogster Member)

November 28th 2012 at 1:28 pm

BARK, BARK, BARK, BARK, BARK, BARK, BARK, BARK, BARK, BARK

Momma just told me to "SHUT UP" so I thought I'd come over here and help you bark - BOL
Barked by: Cleo (Dogster Member)

November 28th 2012 at 3:42 pm

Your Grandmalady must be so proud of what a great guard dog she has! I'm helping you with your guard dog duties now and she will be sooooooo happy - BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!
Barked by: ❅ Whitley ❅ (Dogster Member)

November 28th 2012 at 11:35 pm

Barking are da bestest! And you was only protecting dat grandma lady. Hee hee!
Barked by: Drei Snarky Schnauzers (Dogster Member)

November 29th 2012 at 3:01 am

Good Job Zoe, that will keep her on her toes!!!
Barked by: Frank (Dogster Member)

November 29th 2012 at 5:26 pm

Good job! Good job! You're gonna SCARE AWAY those bad guys! Savin' LIVES! And stuff! How BRAVE! And NOBLE! And GOOD GOOD GOOD!

I like to let EVFURRY ONE KNOW - I LIVE HERE! DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! BUDDY! I'M HERE AND I WILL DO SOMETHING! PROBABLY LOUD AND BARKY!!!

Peeps stay away!

 

Zoe


 

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