October 17th 2012 7:49 am
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Yeserday I was holdin my lil stub tail down over my bottom. Bein the bright bulb that she is, Mommy realized sumfin was wrong. She remembered Not pickin up much, if any, of My cute lil poopies outside. Or inside for that matter.
So last night, I kicked it into high gear to let Daddy see me bein pitiful. I held my tail down. I couldn't get comfy anyplace. Daddy wondered what was wrong with his lil precious pup.
He sat on the floor and had me come over to him. First he brushed me a lil bit. Then he kinda poked and prodded at me. He asked Mommy 'bout that squeezin of the stinky glands. Thankfully, Mommy told him to not try it on the livin room floor. So he just gave up that idea anyways.
I started doin better after Daddy fussed over me. I slept fine. This mornin, I am not holdin my lil tail down.
Mommy thinks I am constertooterpated.
She will add sum pupkin to my foods.

Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

October 17th 2012 at 7:56 am

Yikes! Constertooterpated?? I fink yu need sumfing stwonger dan pumkin, Zoe!

In dis case, a nice swab ob MEATZ™ mite du da twick, wif a side ob bacon, ob corse. Yes, weally.

Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

October 17th 2012 at 8:06 am

The MEATZ™ sounds Great! But I can never have no bacon, 'cause of pantiesrtightus that us Schnauzers get alla time.

Barked by: Duncan Fife (Dogster Member)

October 17th 2012 at 8:13 am

Oh that doesn't sound good Zoe. Hope the pumpkin helps. I have to go to the Dogtor to get that gland thing done every now & then. The best part is the treat I get when it's done. Hope you are back to that happy, tail held high, girl pup we all know!

Barked by: HarleyDavidson THD, CGC (Dogster Member)

October 17th 2012 at 9:33 am

HD brings some fall flowers for Miss Zoe with a note that says...

Dear Zoe,
I hope your poopies get unstucked!

Your pal,
HD

Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

October 17th 2012 at 11:07 am

Thanks Pups! HD, the flowers was dee-li-cious! Bol!

Daddy told Mommy if I didn't feel better I'd have to go to the vet but...
I am feeling good today. Tail's up!

Barked by: Buddy (Dogster Member)

October 17th 2012 at 1:24 pm

Glad you feeling better, Zoe. Mom has been giving me pumpkin everyday because she said my pooters could strip paint. I mean, we all need to leave off a little gas every once in a while don't we? Anywhoodle, the pumpkin is helping and I am not pooting as much!