Just stay outta my way

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October 13th 2012 2:18 pm
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The other pets are gettin in my way. Or sumfin. Lemme 'splain.

Last night, havin popcorn, I had to 'tack Tux. He was in my way gettin to a piece of popcorn he dropped. I didn't really hurt him but he did his girlie high-pitched squeal.
I got hollered at.

Today, we was all messin 'round in the bathroom with Mommy. Drover looked at me wrong or sumfin. Had to 'tack him. Mommy had to get up and make me stop 'tackin him.
Got hollered at again.

Then later, I jumped up on Brother's bed. Georgiecat was already up there. She has those goofy crossed eyes. She looked at me funny or else she was purrin too loud or sumfin. I kinda 'tacked her. Mommy told me I better not do that again. She has Very Sharp claws. Lucky for her, she didn't try to use them. It woulda been all out war!
Got hollered at again when Mommy was sure Georgiecat wasn't gonna 'tack me.

Those other pets just better stop gettin in my way and buggin me.

Barked by: ❀ Finley ❀ (Dogster Member)

October 13th 2012 at 2:34 pm

Oh noes, Zoe, let me tellz ya from furst paw expeereeants, dat's a dangeruz road you's goin' down... if ya hurtz somebuddy, den ya can't play wid dem or take walkz and everybuddy thinks ya's mean or sumthin' evefun if ya aren't. And den they will getz all the attenshun for dayz cuz dey gots stitches and you don't. And dey mite evefun bite yur ear and makes ya bleed and den ya has a scab on yur ear and dat don't look purdy...

so don't go dere.

Barked by: Cleo (Dogster Member)

October 13th 2012 at 2:35 pm

Oh Zoe! Those other pets are trying to get you in trouble or sumfin, looks like they're ganging up being all cute and defenseless and making it look like it's your fault! It was Tux's fault he dropped his popcorn. You were just making sure it didn't go to waste. Drover is just being a woos. And as for the kitty cat.........don't get me started on kitty cats! GRRRRRRRRR!

You need to do some eyelash fluttering. Show off your best side. Show Mommy what a gorgeous girl you are. That always works with my Mommy, no matter what I've done. Maybe ask her for a tummy rub. I always get somfin nice after one of those.

Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

October 13th 2012 at 4:33 pm

Zoe, Momma gets like that at certain times of the month. Really cranky and crabby and she yells a lot. And cries a lot. And eats a lot. I don't really understand it, but Daddy says that's what happens to girls and we should just stay away at those times. Is that what's happening to you?

Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

October 13th 2012 at 4:43 pm

But Fin, I am the boss dog of the 2 boys and alla cats too.
Plus, you know, I am a terriorist! :-)
That's right Cleo, the other pets is always tryin to get lil Me in trubble.
Fizz, Mommy is way old for that "time o' month" thing. But she is always cranky, crabby and yells a lot. Cries sumtimes. And Eats alla time! She taught me evfurrything I know! Bol!
Mommy! I needa cookie! I'm hongry!

Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

October 13th 2012 at 9:16 pm

It are your house! You's the alpha! You's can bark if you's wants to, be a thug if you's wants to & bully 'utters 'round if you's wants to! That are why you's 'Forever Alpha'!

Barked by: Misty (Psst on the right) (Dogster Member)

October 13th 2012 at 9:32 pm

Zoe, do you need a mirror or sumfin? Cuz it sounds like you might be the cranky one.
I only ask, because I can let you borrow my mirror that shows me how grumpy I am.
That changes nothing of course! Grumpy is as Grumpy does. BOL

Barked by: Jelly (Dogster Member)

October 14th 2012 at 12:18 am

Mommy says that I would likely be the same as you Zoe or even worse if there were other furs around here. I am lucky because it is only me so everything is about ME!. Be careful Zoe because we don't want you hurt.

Barked by: ❀ Whitley ❀ (Dogster Member)

October 14th 2012 at 2:10 am

Yeah, you's heading down a dangerous path! You might even end up with da stitchies and having to not crawl up on da back of da couch to bark, it are torture!