September 26th 2012 9:42 am
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Ok, so's Me and Drover got groomed/tortured a week ago or sumtime. There were 2 groomer/torture wemen there. Drover got the owner/torturer. She does a good job and knows what Mommy likes and doesn't like when it comes to how we look.
The other person did the work on me. Mommy knows it was the other person on account because the way I look.
My hairs on my skirt are too long. Mommy likes for us to have kinda short hairs 'cause we get stickers and mats so bad.
Drover was fine. Me? Nope.
So today, while I was standin all nice at the back door to go out to tinkle and mess around, Mommy grabbed me and tossed me up on the washer and dryer. Good thing the lid was closed on the washer!
She had sum super sharp sissors up there and cutted my "hula skirt" off. Now I have a ziggy-zaggy skirt. And she cutted off sum of my toenails. They were too long too.
Drover didn't have to have nuthin taken offa him.
I was the only one that got "home-tortured". But Tux and Drover got cookies too.
I got told I was a good girl at least.
I think you should get double the amount of cookies for being "home-tortured".
jeez, double tortured, that just isn't fair
That home torturing sounds dreadful. I had two baths in two days because I rolled in something smelly. I think that is a form of torture as well.
More cookies for tortured pups! And no more baths for cute pups named Buddy!
Are ya with me pals?
Well, she prolly likes you betters in a mini-skirt.
I feel your embarrassment as well. Mom can't cut anything even on us pups. My butt floofers are extremely crooked!
Hmmm, I don't think they deserved cookies if they didn't have to get tortured!
Hey! Whut da heck r goin' on in dat Idunno pwace?? Home-torchurin' sounds eben werser dan da weguwar kind!
I've often wondered why the humans don't tell the groomers of their displeasure and have them do a little more trimming before they take us home. My momma does the same thing as your momma when she gets Puffy and me back she will "make corrections" on our hair cut and usually ends up messing us up more. If only she would BARK at the groomer that would be taken care of. Humans can be so silly.
PS - Puffy and I are headed to the groomers tomorrow - YIKES!