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Big Time Barkin!

August 25th 2012 10:42 am
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First off, I gotta bark out 'bout Ebby and Ceeley. They was fur real deal robbed. This ain't even funny. Let's send plenty of Power of the Paw and prayers out to them and their Momma as she sorts out the mess of havin 'portant personal stuff stoled. Plus the feelins she must be havin right now. Ugh. I hope all of Ebby's treats and venison beast is ok.

At My place: Big time barkin! Brother has been orderin lots of stuff from a place called ThinkGeek. The key word there is Geek. Argh, what with yarn, crochet, knitting, books, old black and white movies, I am surrounded by geekiness. But the brown truck and the FedEx doods have been makin stops at My place. Good times! And of course, there is always the barkin I do at the regular mail delivery dood. I mean, I bark at him even if he only stops at our mailbox across the road.

And the guilt trips you pups sent my way worked. I got sum pizza crust last night! Ok, so it was a tiny bite. More like a single Molly Cule but still. It was tasty. But Sissor wants a German Chocolate cake. No good for sweet lil Schnauzer girls.

Sissor showed up last night. Bearing dirty laundry. And books. Yawn. And now today Brother and Sissor have gone to another city to go to a used book store to trade old books for more old books. And then to a movie. Not to Petco, which is right there next to the used book store. *sigh* That's alright. I will stay home and guard all of their junk. Even though they won't pay me nuthin.

And so goes my life in my lil corner of the world.
Here's hopin you have sumfin good to bark at today!

 
Barked by: Jelly (Dogster Member)

August 25th 2012 at 11:38 am

First you put up with boring yarn and books and now Geek things! On top of it there is no rides in the way cool car and no trips to Petco. I don't know how you do it Zoe. I would give up with Brother and Sissor. My advice is to concentrate on your Daddy. He at least takes you for walks and even lets you have bites of kitty food. Yep, you are Daddy's girl so put all your attention and effort there.
Barked by: Demon Flash Bandit (Dogster Member)

August 25th 2012 at 12:01 pm

I hope your brother and sister stop and get you some treats while they are in the city. You need to have them better trained by now. It is much easier to train the older humans, but it does take a lot of patience on a dog's part since the humans are so stupid!
Barked by: Sophie (Dogster Member)

August 25th 2012 at 3:23 pm

My big sister gets junk from Think Geek all the time. It are pretty much crap to a pups!!!
Barked by: Sammie (Dogster Member)

August 25th 2012 at 3:26 pm

OMD!OMD!OMD! I got to eat sum real steak dat momma got at the Texas Roadhouse place. I shared it with Sophie,Thats just the way I am!!
Barked by: Sammie (Dogster Member)

August 25th 2012 at 3:26 pm

OMD!OMD!OMD! I got to eat sum real steak dat momma got at the Texas Roadhouse place. I shared it with Sophie,Thats just the way I am!!
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

August 25th 2012 at 7:30 pm

Thanks for the 'sport Alpha Zoe! It has been a tough day for Mommy with alla calls & trips to banks she's had to make and stuffs. I's glad to inform you that them creepers didn't steal our treats or kibbles although theys does look thru our pantry vault! Oh and would you's believe they 'ashley ripped the cover off one of our doggie beds?! Mommy says theys musta thought she had moneys hidden theres! Can you's believes it! What kinda low-life would rip a doggy's bed!
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

August 25th 2012 at 11:11 pm

By the way, hope you enjoyed your pizza bones (crust)!

 

Zoe


 

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