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And to think that I saw it on My road

July 28th 2012 8:55 am
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Have you pups evfur heard of a Dr. Seuss book called And To Think That I Saw It On Mulberry Street? It's 'bout a kid who thinks up a whole bunch of stuff to tell his dad that he saw. The story grows and grows.
Nobuddy woulda believed the kid so in the end he decides to tell what he axfurly saw.
You may not believe what I Really did see on My road already this mornin. But of course, comin from me, you can believe it. I always bark the truth. And that's the truth.
So first thing, right off the bat, right after breakfast, a person went by. This person had rollers on the shoes on her feet. On those rollers were little short skies. She was roller-skiin or sumfin. Weird.
Then along with the usual trucks, farm equipment and joggers and their dogs I just saw a neighbor. This is the neighbor that has 2 LWDs! But this time the neighbor didn't have his LWDs. He was on his 4-wheeler. He had a long leash (lead rope) and on the end of the leash was a horse. I guess he was out walkin his horse.
Really weird!
I wonder what else I will see to bark at on My road today?
Ya just never know.

I gotta go. The neighbor on his 4-wheeler walkin his horse is comin back. I can hear the horse whinnyin!

 
Barked by: Coco Rose (Dogster Member)

July 28th 2012 at 8:59 am

Wow! You sure do get some interesting stuff to bark at. Keep up the good work Zoe.
Barked by: Demon Flash Bandit (Dogster Member)

July 28th 2012 at 9:38 am

We just mostly get cars going down our street.
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

July 28th 2012 at 9:46 am

O.M.D. All I eber see on my stweet r cars an' peepoles an' doggies an' kidses an' bikes an' skateboards an' twucks an' kitties (GRRRRRRRRRRRR...) an' sumtimes powice cars an' fire twucks an' confwukshun behicles an' garbage twucks an' da ice cweem twuck an' UPS twucks an' Fed Ex twucks an' furnichur store dewibery twucks an' skool buses an' junk. Yur woad r way more innerwestin' dan mine, Zoe.
Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

July 28th 2012 at 9:54 am

"ice cweem twuck" What are that? We don't got nun of those!
You got a ton of stuff on your street Z, that I don't evfur get!
Barked by: Cleo (Dogster Member)

July 28th 2012 at 3:39 pm

We got an ice cweem twuck too Zoe! It goes around playing "I'm a Yankie Doodle Dandy" all the time and some dogs near us howl when they hear it! BOL! We don't have any interesting horses or stuff on our street either. Only silly kitty cats, kiddies on bicycles, peoples coming and going in their cars, peoples dropping advertising junk through the letterbox, and the odd garbage truck. Nothing of much consequence. They all need to be barked at of course. Just in case.
Barked by: Cleo (Dogster Member)

July 28th 2012 at 3:40 pm

Come to think of it, I think the ice cweem twuck must be lost. Why would a Yankee Doodle Dandy be selling ice cweem in Ireland? Zaidie, are you missing an ice cweem twuck on your street by any chance?
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

July 28th 2012 at 3:55 pm

Hey! Yeah, Cleo!! Tell dat guy an' hims ice cweem twuck tu ged back ober here tu Canada an' den we can change hims music tu sumfing Canadian. Mabbe a Leonard Cohen song? Anne Murray?? Anyone?
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

July 28th 2012 at 3:58 pm

By da way, Zoe! I always bewiebe eberyfing yu tell us :D My Momma hab alwayz beened nutzo fur Dr. Seuss books!
Barked by: Cleo (Dogster Member)

July 28th 2012 at 4:53 pm

Zaidie, Leonard Cohen is not da bestest music for the ice cweem twuck. The little kiddies and peoples would be just so depwessed and not able to eat their ice cweems. Celine Dion would have them all depwessed too thinkin' 'bout all those lovely peoples who died in the Titanic an' stuff. What about Brian Adams? Summer of '69 might make peoples happy and wanna eat those ice cweems, maybe?
Barked by: Cleo (Dogster Member)

July 28th 2012 at 4:55 pm

Ahem! As you all know, I am a border collie! A very intelligent breed. I read Shakespeare on a regular basis. I was just speaking Canadian in that last post. Just in case anyone thinks otherwise! BOL! BOL! BOL! Zaidie!
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

July 28th 2012 at 5:15 pm

Hey...I fink I wesemble dat wemark, Cleo or ,ackfuwawwy, Cweo :D

I fink Bwyan Adams r oberwated. BOL I say da ice cweem twuck shood pway Mungo Jerry's one an' onwy hit 'In Da Summertime' fwum da summer ob 1970. It wood dwibe da gwown-ups CWAZEE an' nutzo, tu :D

Sowwy fur hijackin' yur diawy wif our hijinx, Zoe!!
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

July 28th 2012 at 5:18 pm

'Scuse me, pupses. I r off tu da opewa fur da ebenin'. "Momma? Where my tuzedo r?"
Barked by: Cleo (Dogster Member)

July 28th 2012 at 5:37 pm

Sorry Zaidie! I got carried away with "Zaidie Speak" earlier! BOL! Mungo Jerry's a good suggestion! My Mummy would go rushing out for ice cream and stuff if she heard that song! Mummy's ultimate summer song is "Waterloo Sunset" by The Kinks. She plays it all the time in the car. She says it's before her time but I reckon she's at least 150 years old! BOL!
Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

July 28th 2012 at 6:27 pm

I was wonderin 'bout that Yankee Doodle Dandy song too. Maybe the ice cream man bought the truck here in the US from George M. Cohen (but he was Irish!) and drove it over to your place Cleo.
I had no idea that Mungo Jerry was from the Cananada place! Mommy Loved that song, way back when she claims she was a young person!
Gordon Lightfoot would be too 'pressin too. Him and Anne Murray are the only singers we know of from the Cananada. Mommy is more than 150, Cleo!
Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

July 28th 2012 at 6:29 pm

And I love the hijinx! Hijinx away!
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

July 28th 2012 at 7:13 pm

No, Zoe! Momma finks dat Mungo Jewwy wuz fwum Australwia! We du nod want Canada tu be fot ob as gweedy, cwaimin' all da bestest singers an' songs :D Yeah, Gordon Witefeetz. Dere r no dancin' in da stweets tu hims musik :D 'speshully 'Da Weck ob da Edmund Fitzgewald'! Yu mite ged hurt twyin' tu dance tu dat!!

Uber singers an' gwoops fwum Cananadia : Twagicawwy Hip, Burton Cummings and da Gess whu... No, yu gess! No, yu gess!! BOL :D Yu can da da googly fing if yu wanna wern more!
Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

July 29th 2012 at 7:13 am

Ok, so I am still tryin to Guess Who. Can I have a hint?

Bol!
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

July 29th 2012 at 12:14 pm

No, yu can nod hab a hint, Zoe! BOLBOLBOL :D

Hey! How all yur kitties r duin'?? I kno' - stwange quesshun fwum me, bud Momma maded me ask :D
Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

July 29th 2012 at 1:46 pm

Z, evfurrybuddy is okey dokey 'round here. Even all the kitty cats.
Sissor just left. She came home to do her smelly laundry and eat lots of foods. It's a good thing her bedroom isn't in the basement. She'd make a great basement dwellin geek. Bol!
Barked by: Cleo (Dogster Member)

July 29th 2012 at 2:58 pm

BOL! Zoe, when I read your last post I thought you were all doing the hokey pokey! You and the kitties puttin' your right paws in all together or sumfin! BOL!BOL!BOL!
Barked by: Duncan Fife (Dogster Member)

July 30th 2012 at 5:36 am

So we go from what's going down your street/road to the Hokey Pokey? BOL. You pups crack me up. Are you still Guessing Who?
Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

July 30th 2012 at 5:45 am

Sure, we are doin okey dokey with the Hokey Pokey! Come join us Dunky Monkey!
Can you Guess Who? I haven't figured it out yet.
Barked by: Duncan Fife (Dogster Member)

July 30th 2012 at 7:02 am

I can put my front left foot in and shake it all about. Mum said I should ask if it's an American Woman?
Barked by: Rudy (Dogster Member)

July 30th 2012 at 8:22 am

Don' forget about Great Big Sea - da bestest Canadian band eber, asides BareNaked Ladies!
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

July 30th 2012 at 8:41 am

'American Woman' BOLBOLBOL!! I dunno, Duncan, bud yu r geddin' 'No Sugar Tonight', 'speshully if yu du nod 'Share the Land' :D

Hey, wadies!! Dere shood be NO barenekkidness on dis Dogster fing!! Dere r pubbies 'wound here an' dem du NOD need see dat kinda stuffs :D
Barked by: Buddy Morris (Dogster Member)

July 30th 2012 at 9:16 am

OK, I still trying to picture the 4 wheeler and the horse! I hope it wasnt going to fast for the horse...I wonder why they were making him do that. Lots going on, good thing you get to keep watch!
Woof, Buddy
Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

July 30th 2012 at 9:46 am

Bol! These comments are gettin outta control!

Buddy, the neighbor "walkin" his horse Really knows what he's doin. He trains horses. That was the first time I've seen him doin that, usually he is ridin the horse.
Barked by: Coco Rose (Dogster Member)

July 30th 2012 at 9:58 am

I think you need to stay in your observation post to see if the horse is in the drivers seat of the 4-wheeler leading the neighbor on a long lead next - BOL, BOL
Barked by: Cleo (Dogster Member)

July 30th 2012 at 3:03 pm

Why is it that peoples have to ride horses anyways? I'd like to see that man giving his horse a piggy back!
Barked by: Skipper (Dogster Member)

August 2nd 2012 at 7:25 am

Wow, Zoe u's gots interesting neighbors!! I am glad you can keep such good watch, 'cause u's tell your story so good. Now all day long I'm gonna sing that TV song, "A horse is a horse is a horse, of course....unless it's the famous Mr. Ed"!!!

Woofingly,
Skipper
Barked by: Skipper (Dogster Member)

August 2nd 2012 at 7:25 am

Wow, Zoe u's gots interesting neighbors!! I am glad you can keep such good watch, 'cause u's tell your story so good. Now all day long I'm gonna sing that TV song, "A horse is a horse is a horse, of course....unless it's the famous Mr. Ed"!!!

Woofingly,
Skipper
Barked by: Skipper (Dogster Member)

August 2nd 2012 at 7:25 am

Wow, Zoe u's gots interesting neighbors!! I am glad you can keep such good watch, 'cause u's tell your story so good. Now all day long I'm gonna sing that TV song, "A horse is a horse is a horse, of course....unless it's the famous Mr. Ed"!!!

Woofingly,
Skipper

 

Zoe


 

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