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Oh, these cats!

July 23rd 2012 5:39 am
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You pups know I got lots of kitty cats 'round My place. I got 2 kitties that stay in the house alla time. I got one kitty that comes and goes. And there are 3 kitty cats that live in the garage and stay outside.
Mommy or Daddy goes out to tuck in those 3 garage cats in the evenings. They are like 9 years old and they don't go too far away. They even kinda hang out waitin to be tucked in.
Last night, Scooter, the one who really doesn't go very far away at all, wasn't anywhere to be found.
You shoulda seen my pawrents. Runnin 'round, wringin their hands. Not a clue 'bout what to do.
I told 'em to clam down. To go 'round our place and call for her. Told Mommy to check cross the road. Told Daddy to walk along the wheat field.
See, I figured sumfin probbly skeered her and she ran to hide. Coulda been sum boys walkin dogs. Coulda been one of these feral tom cats we get 'round here. Coulda been anything.
She didn't come when they were callin her. She didn't even show up when it was bedtime.
So when Tux needed out at very early o'clock, Daddy looked for her again.
Found her over under our garage lean-to thing. She was fine. Kinda wet like she had been in the tall grass 'round here. But fine.
Daddy put her in the garage, safe and sound.

These cats! See what I have to put up with 'round here?

 
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

July 23rd 2012 at 8:48 am

Gud gwief! Yu r one ob dose fings called 'saints', Zoe! I fot I habbed it bad wif my Momma an' hur feer ob dirt an' junk. O.M.D.

Ok...Now I r gonna tell yu a secwet bud onwy cuz I twust dat yu will tell nopup 'bout it, 'kay??? Gud. Anyfurz, when I go tu bed, I ged 'tuckded in' wif my bwankie. Yur kitties hab bwankies, tu, Zoe??
Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

July 23rd 2012 at 9:11 am

Yes, I am a saint and I have to do 'bout evfurrything 'round here.
Ok, so the kitty cats get tucked into the garage meaning the peepoles check their water, food and kinda fluff their blankies. They sleep all over the vehicles, leaving clouds of fur and barf evfurrywhere.
Now me, I get the covers lifted up on the big bed so's I can get in there nice and cozy. :-)
Barked by: HarleyDavidson THD, CGC (Dogster Member)

July 23rd 2012 at 10:12 am

Good job Zoe, sumbody gonna take control of the pawrents. Now, I kinda like you Zoe, I gets in the bed under the covers. Did Zpup say sumthin bout a blankie?
Barked by: Little Man Mickey (Dogster Member)

July 23rd 2012 at 10:42 am

Zoe you really shouldn't work so hard keeping them pawrents straight. I believe in tough love round my place...don't allow no kitties around here.(Mom is allergic)!Bol

You wouldn't catch me with no blankie...but I do like to be under them some time when it's cold..bol
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

July 23rd 2012 at 10:49 am

Hey! Whut da heck r wong wif habbin' a snuggwy soft bwankie fur cuddwin'...OOOOPS! I meen, bwankies r fur baybees an' kitties, nod fur tuff pupses wike us!!! Grrrrrrrr...

"Momma? R my speshul bwankie finished in da washin' 'chine yet???" *asks Zaidie, not realizing he's still online at Dogster*
Barked by: Duncan Fife (Dogster Member)

July 23rd 2012 at 11:11 am

Zoe you really have so much work to do around your place. How did your pawrents manage before you got there?
Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

July 23rd 2012 at 11:16 am

Z - you want I should do sum deletin?
"Momma? R my speshul bwankie finished in da washin' 'chine yet???" *asks Zaidie, not realizing he's still online at Dogster*
BOL!

DunkieMonkey, (can I call you that? I jus' thunk it up!) my pawrents were like sittin in the corners, jus rockin, afore I got here. It was pathetic. I got em up and movin.
Barked by: Duncan Fife (Dogster Member)

July 23rd 2012 at 11:23 am

You can call me that. Just another of the multiple names I answer too. Duncan, Dunkie, Dunkie Donuts (the neighborhood kids call me that one), Duncster, Duncanator, Fuzzbutt, Sweetpea and on and on. Mum says the more nicknames you have, the more loved you are. I hope so cause I have a lot of them!
Barked by: ☕ Finley ☕ (Dogster Member)

July 23rd 2012 at 12:36 pm

Cats!! I's tryin' ta make friendz wid Charlie Cat-- I's down in Austin, snoopervisin' the packin' of Whit, her Momma, and Charlie... so far, he don't seem to be too innerested in bein' buds....but at least he isn't as swatty paws as Maurice!!
Barked by: Skipper (Dogster Member)

July 23rd 2012 at 12:55 pm

Wow, Zoe! Your pawrents keep you very busy! I thought I was busy for five daz last week when mom and pops grandkids came ` all three ages 8, 5 and 2.

Theyz had momma in a tizzy and laughing a lot. Get some rest buddy, and enjoy your bankie!

Woofingly,
Skipper
Barked by: Cleo (Dogster Member)

July 23rd 2012 at 1:31 pm

Zoe, glad Scooter is safe and sound! Glad those kitty cats don't get to sleep inside! GRRRRRRR! So Zaidie, are y'all snuggly in your ickle speshul bwankie??? BOL! Actually, I have blankies all over the place! One in my bed in the kitchen, one on my sofa and one on top of Mummy's bed! And I forgot my blankies in the sitting room and kitchen in my Nana and Granddad's house and in Mummy, Nana and Granddad's cars - BOL!
Barked by: ☕ Finley ☕ (Dogster Member)

July 23rd 2012 at 1:53 pm

Cats!! I's tryin' ta make friendz wid Charlie Cat-- I's down in Austin, snoopervisin' the packin' of Whit, her Momma, and Charlie... so far, he don't seem to be too innerested in bein' buds....but at least he isn't as swatty paws as Maurice!!
Barked by: Demon Flash Bandit (Dogster Member)

July 23rd 2012 at 4:44 pm

I hope you have at least found some jobs for the cats to do for you--like kill some birds. They can be useful if a dog trains them properly!
Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

July 24th 2012 at 4:50 am

Im glad that the kitty was found and that it is safe and all is well again
Barked by: Coco Rose (Dogster Member)

July 24th 2012 at 9:19 pm

Puffy has special blankies too but I don't really like being covered up unless it is super cold like that time momma, daddy, Puffy and I were in the yucky trailer at the campground in Arizona. Pups, if I had any fleas on me they would have all packed their bags and headed to the tropics it was that cold - BURR!

 

Zoe


 

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