July 18th 2012 8:48 am
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That's me! Whenever, whatever. I bark.
The other day, Me and Tux rushed outside to bark at a strange vehicle in the driveway. It stayed and stayed so we barked and barked. Even when it started to sprinkle and I 'bout got soaked to the bones, we stayed out there. Plus, nobudy would open the door and let us in.
Then 'nother day the mailman left 2 boxes on our front doorstep. Mommy and Daddy weren't home so us dogs had a Good time barkin at the mailman. So close!
And then yeserday the brown truck guy pulled in and Mommy carried in a big box. None of the stuff has been for me though. :-( Brother is sending some of his junk home from where ever he is. Fixin to come home for sumthin called "leave".
Also yeserday, 2 guys moved the irrigation pipe in the neighbor's field. We were inside then. Mommy was outside doin yard trimmin stuff. She could hear us all barkin at those guys. She was so proud.
And then again this mornin those guys came back to move the pipe again to a different spot. We were all outside then.
You know how it goes.
Good boy Drover (gag) went in right away when Mommy called "all dogs come". Tux deserted soon after. That left me out there to do all the barkin by my lil' self. But I can handle whatever comes along. It wasn't 'til those 2 hoodlum guys got barked way over there did I come in.
And I didn't even get a cookie.
And this is after a bad night. Mommy and Daddy had stayed up late watchin some TV program. I am talkin late, like 10:15! Shockin, huh?
Now usually my pawrents go to bed and go to sleep 'bout when their heads hit the pillows. Not last night. Mommy was yakkin it up sumfin fierce. Gah! I couldn't get to sleep! I jumped off the bed and they invited me back up. I got up. She wouldn't shut up. I jumped off the bed. They invited me back up. This went on and on. She just yakked and yakked.
YAKYAKYAKYAKYAK You know how it goes?
And it was dumb stuff she was yakkin 'bout.
Hmm, I jus' noticed that the word yak and bark have sum of the same letter. Anywho, she was yakkin 'bout nuthin!
She finally shut up and we could all get to sleep.
I hope I can grab sum good shut eye today. I have been one busy pup.
Sounds like you have been busy with the barking!
I'm glad you are fulfilling your duty of barking. It is a shame the humans don't appreciate our services more!
Go grab a nap, you deserve it!
Glad to hear your bark is working. Who can understand the peeps? Ya just got to love as they are.
Pawents! What ya gonna do wif them?
Zoe, around here, yak is a slang word for puking! BOL, your Momma was puking up words!!
I've been sleepin good. I think I even missed a bicycle person go by. Oh well, I will make up for that another time.
That's right Fizz, pukin up words.
Oh you shouda got a cookie for barking out there all on your own - even after being deserted by Drover and Tux! I had a night with that last night. Mummy says I was really cranky cos I was growling at her from around 5am onwards everytime she moved. She MOVED! What's she expect anyway?
Oy Bey! Da junk us pupses gotta deel wif, 'speshully da Mommas : "BLAHBLAHYAKYAKYAKBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHYAKYAK..."
Sometimes it's best if you just let your eyes glaze over and give them that adoring look and think about thinks like MEATZ™ and slowly increase Bodka Dwip™ flow while they aren't looking.
well you should have started barking at Mommy when she was talking so much...BOL
"Puking up words" - Fizzy that is so funny but so true!!!!
Zoe, in my house, momma stays up all night long watching TV and doesn't go to sleep until 3 or 4 in the morning. Some nights I try to get the remote control to turn off the TV but momma guards it won't let Puffy or me close. I wonder if they make sleep masks for dogs...
Sometimes those Mommies just don't know enough to be quiet and go to sleep. My Mommy likes to stay up until super late night ( 2 am or 3 am and sometimes later). It really interfers with my beauty sleep.