July 12th 2012 3:48 pm
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What could be wrong with me? Maybe I need sum professional help or sumfin.
This mornin, I was snoozing on Brother's bed. The bedroom window was wide open lettin in the fresh, cool, mornin breeze.
A kid rode by on his bicycle. He was singin in a high-pitched voice.
I didn't bark or pay him no 'ttention.
This afternoon, I was snoozin on My love-seat-look-out perch. The big ol' trash truck stopped and dumped our container into the big ol' trash truck.
I didn't bark or pay it no 'ttention.
It came back by My place in a couple minutes. I only raised my head to look out the window after it had already gone by. Ok, so the windows were closed and the AC thing was makin it's noise.
I am beginnin to wonder 'bout me. Could I have a hearin loss? Ya know, from all the barkin that goes on 'round here?
HD runs in and lifts Zoe's ear and looks in there. I don't see no wax Zoe! He yells real loud.....CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW????
Huh? Did sumpup bark sumfin?
Maybe it's 'cause I got groomed/tortured the other day. She musta yanked out sum 'portant stuff.
Are you suffering from a Mental Breakdown? Like the one I had last week, when Suburbia was being blown up? I think you need a pill, in a cheese wad.
Once when my momma brought me home from the groomers I kept shaking my head. I was scratching and scratching at my ears. Mom looked and I still had cotten balls in my ears!! Are your ears stuffed Zoe? Maybe that nasty ol dryer is messin with your hearing!! No more torture (grooming) for Zoe!!
Oh noooo Zoe! You must have been brainwashed by the peoples so that you don't bark at little kiddies on their bicycles. Especially high pitched ones, that's really worrying! Contact FACE-UP now! Our team of experienced employment consultants are waiting to take your call. May I also recommend our counselling service for those who MAY be brainwashed into thinking they are losing their hearing by "interested parties" who may want you to think that. Just saying........
Do you want me to send you momma's bionic ears to see if that helps?
Thanks Pals for the suggestions. No cotton balls stuffed in there Milton.
We don't have any of those kinds of drugs you was strung out on Pennie. Got any extras to send me?
And CR, your Momma better keep her ears to hear coyotes and cougars and other critters in NM.
I can always make up stuff to bark at. Just don't know why I missed those 2 deals today.
Cleo, I got washed on the outside at the groomer/torturer. No brainwashin happened. I don't think.
I think you are just exhausted from your torture (grooming) session. I prescribe a couple of days rest and you should be barking like normal.
BOLBOLBOL, Cleo!! Wow, FACE-UP r geddin' wotz ob 'xsposhur on Dogster dis day! Furst Fizzy an' now Zoe :D
Yu r 'llowed tu take time off now an' den, sweet Idunno gurl ♥
As a dog of many sleeping experiences and very active ears. I offer up this Zoe.
Perhaps what you were dreaming about...was much better than what was going on outside to wake up ZZzzzzzzz.
OMD Zoe, you gots to get back to barking! I'll bark extra for you, ok?
Zoe! You got a diary pick! Congrats! Zaidie, FACE-UP is very busy these days what with dogs being shaved and washed and gettin wet all over the place - BOL!
Dogster heard me barkin! And they even sent me the notice of my diary pick!
Don't worry Pups, I am barkin! Mommy thinks I bark at Nuthin! But there is bark-worthy stuff out there!
I just don't know why I let those 2 big bark things go yeserday.
But I am alright.
I got game on now!
We all have our off days, Zoe! Just bark extra today!
That's great news Zoe! I am so relieved that you weren't brainwashed at the groomer's or nothin. You can bark along with me later when the big truck comes to pick up our trash, ok? just to make up for yesterday. Big bark from Ireland X
Glad you are back in action. I was getting worried.
I think your ears are okay. You are probably just too tired to bark. Grooming can do that to a dog (which might be why the humans insist on having it done to us).
Condogulations on your DDP, Zoe! I always take a day off to nap after the groomer. The pawrents have NO idea what really goes on there!!!