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Aunt Evil's dogs

June 13th 2012 11:23 am
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Some of you didn't know me when Aunt Evil came to my house a year or five ago. She is Daddy's sister. She has been a dog groomer/torturer. So that's what she did when she visited us. Tortured me. She pulled the hairs outta my cute lil ears. So much that they started bleeding. Serious.
That's why I call her Aunt Evil. I don't know if that is her real name. Maybe not.

Anywho, she was there in Colorado when Mommy went for a quick trip. Mommy got to meet Aunt Evil's two Cocker Spaniels. They are nice dogs named Mariah and Mercedes. One of them was real friendly but one was sad and missing her daddy. She didn't want to be petted and just stayed with Aunt Evil.
And those girls could bark! They barked evfurrytime anybudy pulled up. They barked evfurrytime anybudy went outta the shack or into the shack. In other words, they were good at what they did. :-) And they didn't get hollered at to stop, like I do. Oh, Mommy said they Did stop barking after a minute or thirty.

Lemme tell ya though. These girls have it made. They get fed high-class kibble and they get it Three times a day! Have you ever heard of such a thing? They get fed at 6am, 11am and sum other time. They get to sleep on the peepole bed. Daddy said one time they tried to sleep on his feet but he made them move.
They don't get peepole food though. One of them has tummy trubbles so they can only get their high-class kibble, even for a treat.

They liked to go walking with Daddy over My farm. He even called one of them his farm dog. I guess that is ok, for now. Not when I move there. Then there is only room for One farm dog. That's Me.

Oh well, Mommy said they went home yesterday anyways. Now Daddy is there all alone. Hurry home Daddy! Your farm dog misses you!

 
Barked by: Petey (Dogster Member)

June 13th 2012 at 11:58 am

aww...they seem like nice pups cousins of yours, Im sure you would all get along witht he barking stuff....Sure hope your Daddy comes home soon
Barked by: Pennie (Dogster Member)

June 13th 2012 at 1:26 pm

Oops, when I was reading I did not have my glasses on I thought the dog named "Mariah," was named "Mania," which would explain the need for high class kibble.
I was a farm dog before I went to the kill shelter, then rescued by the no-kill shelter then to my furever home. I must have learned to work hard, since I have always been able to find my own food -- mice, moles, and other rodents. However, it did take me a little while to get house trained, since I had lived outside. I like living inside, and sleeping on a real bed and real couches.
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

June 13th 2012 at 3:40 pm

Mania/Mariah! BOLBOL, Pennie :D

Du nod furged dat yu r also gud at findin' fudz an' savin' it fur later! Wemember da candy bar yur Mom founded on da fwoor, not eated??

BOLBOLBOL 'bout Mariah an' Mercedes an' dere 'high cwass kibbles' :D
Barked by: Louie (Dogster Member)

June 13th 2012 at 8:14 pm

They get foodz 3 times a day!!! they must be fatsos!!! BOL! You will be the bestest farm doggie efur!!
Barked by: Cleo (Dogster Member)

June 14th 2012 at 3:41 am

Zoe, you're going to be the best farm dog ever! Your Daddy just called that other dog his farm dog cos he's missing you and wishes you were there with him!
Barked by: HarleyDavidson THD, CGC (Dogster Member)

June 14th 2012 at 7:35 am

Foods 3 times a day! Why I neber eber heard of such a thing! Anyways them pudgy twins is gonna get fatter and fatter and you will have your beautiful schnauzer figure Miss Zoe.
Barked by: Duncan Fife (Dogster Member)

June 14th 2012 at 8:42 am

Foodz 3 times in one day? I haven't seen that since I was a tiny puppy. They need to be farm dogs to run all that off, BOL, BOL. Wait until you get there. You'll be the bestest farm doggie ever!
Barked by: ❀ Whitley ❀ (Dogster Member)

June 14th 2012 at 9:47 am

Food 3 times a day?? I gotta get my momma to start doing dis thing, I are lucky if she remembers to feed me at all. I'm starving away down here!
Barked by: ♥ Anya ♥ (Dogster Member)

June 14th 2012 at 7:01 pm

I'm free-fed - food is always available! You will be a good farm dog!

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Zoe


 

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