Stinkin' Internet

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June 4th 2012 7:04 am
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My internet connection has been stinkin' awful for the past few days or hours. I got stuff to bark 'bout and I am bein stifled!
I am dictatin this to the typist on her computer "notepad" thingy. She is watchin the little blue computers at the bottom of the desktop deal. As soon as the little blue world is showin, she has been structed to rush to My Dogster page and post this entry.
And get this: our internet provider is called Big Dog. Fur sure there is not a Real dog runnin the show or things wouldn't be in the mess they are in.

Anywho, last evening, Mommy wouldn't let us outside. We were bout ready to pop but I could see the Georgiecat out there. She was playin with a mousie. Mommy didn't want us pups to get ahold of the mousie. She went out and got the pooper scooper and kinda bopped the mousie so's it wouldn't try to 'scape off the scooper deal. Georgiecat didn't follow her out of the yard so she pitched the mousie over into the weedy place. Fly free little mousie.
Then we got to go out in the yard. I was sure givin the spot a good sniffin. But that mousie was long gone and I doubt if it was gonna come back.

Things are goin on in peepoles lives. Daddy left last week for his National Guard annual training. He called Mommy just a day or so after that and I could tell Mommy was upset. She was saying things like, oh no, Ken! Oh my gosh! And even a couple of words I can't bark here. Mommy talked to Daddy on the phone a lot that day. Daddy had to leave his annual training to go to be with his mom in Colorado. His dad did sumthin bad to himself. Now Daddy and his sister (Aunt Evil, who torn the hairs outta my lil ears once upon a time) are there with their mom now. They are takin care of things that need to be taken care of. Daddy's mom may even come to live with us sumtime. They don't want her livin in the shack all alone. It is a dump without runnin water, serious.

Pups, please don't send me rosettes. Just send good thoughts to the peepoles there in Colorado as they sort though stuff and try to make good decisions and stuff.
Thanks pals!
Oh and if you comment or send pmail, don't think I am ignorin you. It's the stinkin internet.

Barked by: Demon Flash Bandit (Dogster Member)

June 4th 2012 at 7:36 am

I'm so sorry about your Grandpa, and I hope he will be okay. I'm praying for you and your extended family and sending power of the paw. What if your Grandma doesn't want to leave? If my humans didn't have running water, I would assume that I wouldn't get many baths, and that sounds good to me and most other dogs.LOL I'm glad your family is watching out for your Grandma. That National Guard training sounds annoying. My uncle used to do that for decades, but he is retired now. My Daddy just spent 2 years in the Army, and never had any other kind of training after that. Mommy says they should have trained him to help clean the house. He left most of that for Mommy.LOL

Barked by: Pennie (Dogster Member)

June 4th 2012 at 8:50 am

Sending POTP for your extended family, especially as they make decisions, that they be logical, and get help from resources as needed.

Barked by: Duncan Fife (Dogster Member)

June 4th 2012 at 9:57 am

We'll be thinking of you all. These times can be difficult fur your people. Mum and her sister went through the tough decisions and getting their folks to agree that it was time to move and have help with daily living.
I don't think I would like no running water, how would I have my ice cubes?

Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

June 4th 2012 at 11:31 am

Oh, my gudness, Zoe. I r wost fur werds. I kno' - Z-Pup wifout werds comin' outta hims mouf??? Whut da...?

Momma an' me, Zaidie, r finkin' 'bout yur fambly an' hopin' dat eberyfing r gonna be ok. An' dat Aunt Ebil keeps hur fingers outta yur lil' earses, tu ♥ ❀ ☀™

Barked by: Vier Snarky Schnauzers (Dogster Member)

June 4th 2012 at 11:42 am

Sorry to hear about family we will send lots of good thoughts and prayers to that Colorado place.
Tell the folks at the Big Dog place to get your internet right or we are going to pull their ear hairs!!

Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

June 4th 2012 at 11:52 am

Thanks Pups!
Hmm, Mommy is going to the Colorado place later this week just for 'bout 3 days. But Sissor will come and stay with us. I hope she won't be mean to me.
And Mommy still needs to call the Big Dog peepoles. The 'net is off and on. Grrrr.

Barked by: Coco Rose (Dogster Member)

June 4th 2012 at 12:34 pm

Zoe, we send healing thoughts to you and your family and want you to know we are here for you if you need anything.

Coco Rose, Puffy and mom

Barked by: HarleyDavidson THD, CGC (Dogster Member)

June 4th 2012 at 12:46 pm

Sending lots of prayers and good thoughts for your Colorado family and hope that all gets settled quickly. You tell sissor that she better be nice to all of you or we all gonna come and bite her in her booty! BOL

Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

June 4th 2012 at 1:05 pm

Sending lots of POP and good thoughts for your family, Zoe!

Barked by: Cleo (Dogster Member)

June 4th 2012 at 4:11 pm

Oh Zoe, Mummy says to tell your Mummy and Daddy that she's thinking your peoples in Colorado.

I have an evil auntie too. Her name is Suzanne. She was married to Mummy's brother. She won't let me jump up on her or nothing.