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Duty before breakfastMay 30th 2012 5:47 am[ View A Comments (15) ]
Always on guard duty. Yep, that's me.
You is one dutiful pup! Hope you get your food dish back! You needs your energy fur all that alertness and barkin'! Yes, I hope you got your food dish back too. You were only doing your job and you need your energy. I would think that after such a good job that your food dish should have a couple of extra yummy treats in it for you. Doesn't your human know you need your energy for guard duty? Hope you got your foods after you finished your barking! Nope, no food dish came back out. I have to wait another 2 or 3 days afore I get breakfast again. *sigh* You don't get dinner? Wow things are tough out there. Your gonna have to catch something or get a bite of that kitty food so you don't starve. This is an outrage! Someone picked up your food dish when you were making sure your home and loved ones were safe?! I'll send you a pizza right now... BOL...I bark with food in my mouth sometimes too, and then I choke and Mom hollers at me.... Sure hope you can get some breakfast in the next few days... Do you think I can learn to bark someday Miss Zoe? Are you ok Zoe...please tell me you didn't starve to death! Yeah, I am alright. I usually get like one tiny crumb of cookie per day. And yes lil' Sammie! Sister Sophie will teach you to bark! I r nod 'llowed tu bark wif my mouf full *blushes* Poor Z! Ugh! Manners and junk! Your Momma don't let you have no fun. Bol! Yu kno' it, Zoe :D This is an appalling way to treat the Home Guard. Does your Mom not know the expression "An Army Marches on it's Stomach?" It was one of the many downfalls of Napoleon and Hitler -- the troops need to eat in order to protect. I think you should write to your CongressDog. |
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May 30th 2012 at 6:02 am