Nose hair

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May 9th 2012 4:54 pm
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So you pups know I had to go to the groomer/torturer a few days ago. In fact that was the First time I got to ride in the new Es-ca-pay. I hunkered down in the back seat. I knew where we were heading. Ugh.
Anyways, we got to the groomer place and Mommy stuffed us in the cage and left. Pretty soon it was time for the torture to begin. Baths and junk.
The owner/groomer/torturer had Drover up on her table. I got tossed onto another person's table. She started clipping all my hairs off.
Suddenly she started on the top of my nose, just under where my eyes are. I tried to tell her that she wasn't 'pose to do that. That is Wrong to cut my nose hairs off. And the owner/torturer saw what she was doing. She said to Stop! She said Zoe's Mommy don't like for us to cut off her nose hairs. There was nuthin they could do then but to try to even it up. Ya know, so my nose was lop-sided lookin. They threatened me to not say nuthin to Mommy.

Days later Mommy came to pick us up. I tried to alert her to my lack o' nose hair so she could holler at the dum groomer person. But Mommy didn't notice. But that groomer person was lookin at Mommy. She was sure waitin to see if Mommy would notice and start hollerin.
Mommy didn't notice 'til she got us home. Then she told Daddy about how the groomer person was lookin at her. That groomer person Knew she would be in trubble.

My nose hair will grow out. Eventually. At least she didn't cut off my lashes, huh?

Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

May 9th 2012 at 5:15 pm

OMD! Yur noze hairses r goneded?? Dis r an outwage :O
Bud yu r wite, Zoe - if yur washes r ok, den we r habby cuz dem r beeyooful :D

Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

May 9th 2012 at 5:16 pm

Momma loves my nose hairs, too, Zoe. She says they're cute. But thank goodness your pretty lashes are still there!

Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

May 9th 2012 at 5:24 pm

Yeah, at least the groomer/torturer/owner saw what was goin on. Not all of my nose hairs got cutted off.

Barked by: ❀ Finley ❀ (Dogster Member)

May 9th 2012 at 5:26 pm

Could be worse... have you seen what the vet did to Maurice's tail??

Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

May 9th 2012 at 5:32 pm

Yes, Fin, I saw poor Maurice's tail. But that was for medicinal porpoises. Bol!

Barked by: Coco Rose (Dogster Member)

May 9th 2012 at 7:34 pm

Okay, lets put this in perspective, at least she didn't PLUCK your nose hairs - BOL, BOL

With or without nose hairs everyone loves you.

PS - I would wonder about the groomers since they did not disclose their mistake when you were picked up. Waiting to see if your momma noticed anything wasn't right.

Barked by: Jelly (Dogster Member)

May 9th 2012 at 8:02 pm

That dumb groomer! We would love to see a picture of your lack of nose hairs.

Barked by: Missy (Dogster Member)

May 9th 2012 at 10:23 pm

Whoa they didn't tell your Mom that they accidentally blazed your nose? (That is where they shave the hair off of the top of the nose not the sides.) Shame on them. Mommy always admits when she messes up on a dog and so does Grandma. Like Mommy does a Schnauzer whose owner wants to keep the eyelashes. Mommy hates keeping them because, the dogs eyelashes grow in the wrong way but, she always does it anyways. Well one time Grandma barely trimmed them and Mommy noticed when it was too late so Grandma just told the owner that she was sorry and then told her she would make sure only Mommy worked on her. They also lowered the grooming price because, they messed up.

Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

May 10th 2012 at 4:36 am

Mommy will try to get a pic of my lack o' nose hairs.
Yeah, Missy, Mommy is kinda surprised the owner didn't 'fess up. She is pretty sure the other groomer Knew what was goin on, she sure was lookin at Mommy when she picked me up.

Barked by: Pepper - CGC (Dogster Member)

May 10th 2012 at 6:36 am

Good the nose hairs will grow back. The groomer person should be more honest with your mom. Missy is right, maybe they shoulda shaved sum of the price too!

Barked by: ❀ Whitley ❀ (Dogster Member)

May 10th 2012 at 9:21 am

BOL, Finley is right, it could have been worse. I still laugh looking at dat tail.

Barked by: Buddy Morris (Dogster Member)

May 10th 2012 at 10:23 am

I wonder how your momma knew that one was grooming you and the other stopped her...BOL...I dont think you told her. I looked at your picture and I couldnt tell much, but as long as they didnt cut your eye lashes!
Woof, Buddy

Barked by: Duncan Fife (Dogster Member)

May 10th 2012 at 12:38 pm

We've had issues like that too. The one groomer cut me like a Schnauzer. Not that there is anything wrong with that if you're a Schnauzer, but I'm not. So we don't go there any more. I'm surprised they didn't offer a discount. Not a good sign.