Security on High Alert Today!

A very suspicious old lady was walking real slow on my road this morning! Man, she was up to no good I tell you. Anybody going that slow is up to no good! I had to bark her away.
Then she had the nerve to come back by. I was inside that time but I could bark my alarm from the back of the loveseat. I barked so much, something got my back all wet. Not sure what happened with that. Then Mommy made me get down and stop barking. Humph. Just trying to do my job.