July 14th 2007 10:38 am
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We are on Alert around here. Two sightings just this morning! Yep, I heard Mommy talking to Daddy on the phone. I know it was Daddy. He's the only one that Mommy calls "Hon". And he is in the National Guard.
We need some fire power around here, break out the big guns. Somebody do something! Let's all run around screaming! Porcupine!
Drover and me can smell something along the one side of our yard. We know there was an intruder! Mommy saw 2 porcupines or one porcupine twice. Last sighting was the big ol' lilac on the other side of the driveway!
Don't worry about me, pups. I am not allowed over there unless I am on my leash. I will wait until my Daddy gets home later today. He will take care of that ol' moving sticker bush. Mommy's feeble attempt at spraying water into the lilac was useless. At least she got the kitties into the garage.
My National Guard soldier Daddy will know just what to do. Updates as they become available.