July 14th 2006 6:56 am
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It's nice having Mommy home for the summer. She has all this free time to play with me and is never having to mark papers or do lesson plans. The only bad part is that she has more time to wait for me to eat. She also has the idea that eating straight dog food is better for me and will keep me healthier. She cut out the chicken and chicken juice and all the chicken good stuff that she use to give me in order to get me to eat so she could leave and get to school on time. Now she will only give me pieces of chicken if I eat the dog food first. She must be dreaming!!! Today is day # 2 of her scheme. It's now 9:30 AM and my "food" has been sitting in my bowl for 45 minutes. I sniffed it and walked away. I begged her for a taste of her bagel and swiss cheese, but she finished it in a hurry and whined "I'm sorry Baby".
Yeah, right!!! Now I'll fix her. I'm going to walk out of the kitchen and she's going to folllow me in about 15 minutes and rub my belly and try to get me to go back to the kitchen. No way, Mommy-O!!!
Yesterday, she tried to fool me. Instead of giving me the usual Wellness kibble, she opened a sample bag of Innova Evo. I thought she was eating chips and ate some. I was so hungry that I ate more. Now she thinks that I like the stuff and is going to buy a big bag this morning. Oh, please!!!!!
Why is she treating me like this? All I need is some juicy pieces of chicken and I'll eat the whole thing. I even know how to pick it out from between the kibble when she mixed it together. What I wouldn't give for some sweet roast chicken pieces. Help!!! What should I do???? I'm starving!!!!