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The Budster

Neutered!

Okay, I'm not entirely sure what this "neuter" thing is all about, but my advice is...Don't Do It! I went in with a few things that are quite obviously missing now and no one asked me if that was okay. My hoo-ha hurts like you know what and I can't hump anyone. I get lots of extra peanut butter bones, which is cool though. And my foster mom keeps smiling at me and saying nice things to me. But I think she's behind this. Something tells me she knew exactly what was going to happen and she didn't tell me. But she's giving me more peanut butter than I've ever gotten so I guess I'll forgive her. She's gonna have to cook me some hamburger to make it up to me, though. Because this really hurts, man! I have another bone to chew on so I'll get going for now. Just beware - when your mom talks about neutering, it's nothing you want to be involved in. Hide. Way under the bed. In the closet. In the tub if you have to. Do what you have to do but don't get it done! Unless you get a steak out of it, then maybe it would be worth it...