More Tings

The tings that I tink about are complicated things
Like why Penguins don't fly when they clearly have wings
Or why God made cats when they just annoy dogs
Or when it comes to doodie why I am the cause
(Please disregard the mess you see on my paws)
I am innocent; I swear! I follow your laws!
So let’s not point fingers and talk about our flaws.
Lets snuggle on the couch and hope nobody calls.

GROOMING

I FINALLY GOT GROOMED ON SUNDAY!!! BOY DO I LOOK HANDSOME, MOMMIE SAYS MY EYES LOOK AS BIG AS SAUCERS NOW THAT I AM ALL TRIMMED UP. I EVEN GOT A NEW BANDANA . IT HAS DOGGGIES IN PHONE BOOTHS AND POODLES!
THE GROOMER SAID I WAS SUCCH A GOOD BOY. MOM LIKED THAT!! I WAS A LITTLE UPSET WHEN I SAW MOM LEAVE BUT I HAD A FEELING SHE WOULD BE BACK. I MEAN, HOW COULD SHE RESIST ME?!?!
NOW I GET PET MORE THAN EVER BECAUSE MY FUR IS SOOO SOFT. OH- SINCE MOM HAS BEEN BEING STRICT ON TREATS AND MAKING SURE I DONT GET EXTRA FOOD...I FOUND A WAY TO GET INTO THE TUPPERWARE ITS STORED IT. HE HE HE(EVIL LAUGH)

TRIP TO THE VET!!!!

I went on my first vet vistit with my new mom and I was soooo good! The vet was so nice with me and told my mom I am a larger bichon in structure than most but that is ok...I am just unique. Just as I started to get a big head about things my mom asked about my weight, the vet told her I could stand to loose 5lbs. In my mind, all I could see is my treat canister falling away from me. :(
To my horror, when we got home I found I was right. Mom tucked away the treats and told me that once I got back to a healthy weight she would bring them back out. Mom is going to start walking me more...I hope I dont mess up my manicure!

Pleasantly Plump
Harley

TERRIBLE TURTLE :(

TODAY I HAD A TURTLE

HE IS NOT A FRIEND OF MINE

I HATE IT WHEN HE PEEPS IN AND OUT OF MY BEHIND.

I TRIED TO TELL HIM STOP IT

I TRIED TO TELL HIM NO

BUT HE SEEMS TO PLAY THIS GAME

EVERY TIME I HAVE TO GO.

Harley Tears

What a let down! I was supposed to get groomed for mother's day but when we got there they wouln't groom me. My feelings were really hurt. Turns out I am not up to date on my distemper shot. Mom was told by the adoptioin center that I was up to date on my shots, but turns out that was not true.
So now I have to get this shot,which mom says is expensive. So she said she was sorry and we made an appointment to get my shot. I may have to wait until next month for my grooming :(**
Mom says im stull handsum

My trip to get my rabies tag!

I was so excited cuz mommie said I was going to get my rabies tag on Thursday! We took a ride in the car soo sooo far away and got lost a couple times. Once we got there I was soooo excited to get out of the car!!!
There were signs everywhere telling people to keep their animals in the car. "Oh well" mommie told me she would take me out later. She was in there fur-ever.
Mom came back and she looked sad. She had to ask for help 5 times while the ladies inside were talking amongst eachother and eating popsicles. Then they took a lady who just came in the door before her. I knowed my mommie and she is not rude so I know it coulnt be that! It took ober an hour and noone else was waiting!
Finally they gave her a tag that expires 12/06 and we were on our way. We don't want to go back next year!!! Som-times places for doggies are not very doggie friendly-let alone people friendly. :(

Thinks are very confusing lately

My mommie was at work one day and I decided, even though I am quite the lathargic doggie, to start training for the doggie olympics and jump my baby gate. Mommie found the tallest gate she could but some how I jumped it. You should have seen it!! My ears flapping like wings of angels! Who says white dogs cant jump?!
Theennn I decided to be really creative and I made a poop in the middle of the living room. Mom came home and I was jumping on the door- because I was excited my mom was home. Mom was not so happy when she came in and saw my artwork. I guess my olympic jumping ability is just lost on her.