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Tinks I Tink Bout

More Tings

The tings that I tink about are complicated things
Like why Penguins don't fly when they clearly have wings
Or why God made cats when they just annoy dogs
Or when it comes to doodie why I am the cause
(Please disregard the mess you see on my paws)
I am innocent; I swear! I follow your laws!
So let’s not point fingers and talk about our flaws.
Lets snuggle on the couch and hope nobody calls.

GROOMING

I FINALLY GOT GROOMED ON SUNDAY!!! BOY DO I LOOK HANDSOME, MOMMIE SAYS MY EYES LOOK AS BIG AS SAUCERS NOW THAT I AM ALL TRIMMED UP. I EVEN GOT A NEW BANDANA . IT HAS DOGGGIES IN PHONE BOOTHS AND POODLES!
THE GROOMER SAID I WAS SUCCH A GOOD BOY. MOM LIKED THAT!! I WAS A LITTLE UPSET WHEN I SAW MOM LEAVE BUT I HAD A FEELING SHE WOULD BE BACK. I MEAN, HOW COULD SHE RESIST ME?!?!
NOW I GET PET MORE THAN EVER BECAUSE MY FUR IS SOOO SOFT. OH- SINCE MOM HAS BEEN BEING STRICT ON TREATS AND MAKING SURE I DONT GET EXTRA FOOD...I FOUND A WAY TO GET INTO THE TUPPERWARE ITS STORED IT. HE HE HE(EVIL LAUGH)

TRIP TO THE VET!!!!

I went on my first vet vistit with my new mom and I was soooo good! The vet was so nice with me and told my mom I am a larger bichon in structure than most but that is ok...I am just unique. Just as I started to get a big head about things my mom asked about my weight, the vet told her I could stand to loose 5lbs. In my mind, all I could see is my treat canister falling away from me. :(
To my horror, when we got home I found I was right. Mom tucked away the treats and told me that once I got back to a healthy weight she would bring them back out. Mom is going to start walking me more...I hope I dont mess up my manicure!

Pleasantly Plump
Harley