I was tagged

by Chester, my partner in all things mischief..

7 things about me

1) I am the friendliest dog in the house. I like children, dogs, cats, birds, bunnies, ferrets. I will mother ANYTHING. I blame Mommy. She had me neutered too early.

2) I am the best cuddler in the house. I conform to whatever position you're in. Mom likens me to a memory foam mattress...

3) My favorite food is salmon. I will eat salmon any way I can get it. Cooked, Lox, sushi, sashimi, in cream cheese, salmon loaf.. anything.

4) My favorite spot in the house is in the Bay window. You can find either me or Lyfe there at all times.

5) I am the most ginger of my brothers. Despite being 90 pounds of muscle and the size of a small pony, I can sneak up behind anyone, and rarely make any noise while jumping on or off things. I can even climb on mommy's lap without her noticing most of the time.

6) I love water. During the winter, mommy fills up the bathtub for me to play in!

7) I am afraid of thunder. I pull Mommy's pillows out of her pillowcases and hide in there during storms.

I tag:

Gibbon
Star
Charlotte
Bodhi

Dear Doodles:

Dear Doodles-

How do I get upgraded to the 'primo' spot on the bed? You know, the one where I can share a pillow with my Mommy without getting ever so rudely bumped, pushed and tossed out of the way? Night after night, I attempt to GI Lyfe up the bed, but always meet the business ends of two of my brothers. How can I squeeeeze my tushie in there and get the most awesome of awesome spots?

Respectfully,
Lyfe of the party



Dear My Moron Brother -

You should accept the fact that you will NEVER get that spot. Acceptance is key. It is Mine. I have my own pillow, and have slept on it since I was a pup, a pillow so fabulous even Bullet dare not lay his fuzzy face on it.

You are met with my business end, as well as Ben's, because the one and only time we did allow you to share our spots, we BOTH ended up falling to the floor, Ben on top of Daddy, me on top of Mommy. I will NEVER allow it to happen again. Your best bet is to accept the fact that you get to sleep with my rumpus as your pillow, and learn to love it.

Doodles, King of the Bed

My Twin Pinky is Missing...

http://www.dogster.com/dogs/625103/diary/Me_and_alfonso/4969 06

Please help us find Pinky.. Please crosspost anywhere and everywhere!

Honored by my pal Gibby!

Here is the newest dogster tag-being loved!

Pick 3 dogsters you think are really pawriffic and paw a little about why!let them know how much they are loved with a rosette or a p mail!

I picked:

Axel: From Double Naught Spy to Senseless barking, there's no other pup quite like him!

Midnight Star: Because her outlook on the world makes us smile ever single day!

C to H to E to S.. ah...Chester, ok?: You are my partner in crime, the yi nto my yang.. and..well... you've got llamas...

I was tagggggged!

I've been tagged by Abbie and Dallas!!!

Here are the rules:

Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Dogs who are tagged, need to post in their Diary the rules & their 7 pawsome facts. Then choose 7 dogs to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to bark them a pmail that they have been tagged and to read your Diary!!!

1. Yes, I am really this mischevious in person...
2. I enjoy herding small dogs and pretending to whelp them. Who are you to judge me?!?! I pick them up by the scruff and lay down with them... scares a lot of owners!
3. My best friend growing up was a 1 1/2 pound Chi named Alfie. I used to lay on my back and open my mouth, and Alfie would jump in and clean my teeth for me. Again, scared a lot of owners!
4. I'm secretly smart, I just don't want to raise the bar too high..
5. My favorite food is fish. Fish of any kind. mmm... Fish!
6. I climb and balance on things like a cat. Might explain my taste for fish...
7. In my brain, I am a 2 lb lap dog. What do you mean I'm not?

I've tagged:

Chester (my buddy in pure awesomeness and enormousness)
Rayna (my girlfriend)
Vern (my army general.. Attention!)
Duke (because he's the black to my white.. and equally as handsome!)
Conan (Because he's bigger than me... and I admire him for that!)
Wags (how could you not adore him? Can I whelp you now?)
Wilbur (because he's.. Wilbur! Come'on now!)

Master of Puppets

Being the Master of Distaster that I am, I taught Ben how to make Mom and Dad feel really guilty.. Why would I want tomake them feel guilty, you ask? The answer is simple, really. I get more treats when they feel guilty. MMM.. treaty goodness. See, it's all about what's best for The Doodles, and treats are definately what's best.

I figured I'd share my wisedom with Ben, since he was the one who got the bath last night. I figure, he might as well get spoiled if he's already sulking, right? Right. So I taught him all about Guilt. It's a powerful and useful tool, and Mom and Dad are Huge Suckers for it. (I hope they're not reading this, cause if they are, I'm sunk..)

More than 12 hours later, Ben still has them right where he wants them.. Kissing his Southern tushie, and being showered (har har) with treats, pets and lovins. Wait a second.. Wait A SECOOND!! Where was MY Bully stick?!?! Where are MYYY Lovins??!?!? Crap. I forgot to tell Ben how to share. This was NOT part of my Master Plan...

I got More Mail!!

To: Dexter From: Grandma

Dexter, you can absolutely be my favorite grandpup this week - This is for you

There once was a puppy named Dexter
Who had his own blog up on Dogster
He wrote what he felt
and made our hearts melt
That cute little puppy named Dexter.

I hear my congratulatory steak being made already.... Thanks in advance, Grandma!!

I've got Mail!!

Check out the email I got!!! Look...Check it out!!! I GOT EMAIL, and it wasn't even from a Dogster!!!! neener neener!!! I have adoring Public, take that Bullet!!!

Hi Dexter, I was on dogster but didn't see any place to comment on your blog so I thought I'd email you directly. We're putting together the next Noah's Ark newsletter, and boy will it be great! There's lots of happy tails, some 2 or 3 to a page, but it looks like you're going to have the whole page to yourself! (with a tribute to our staff) That's because you are one special dog and your story is wonderful!
The newsletter should be out around March 10. I'll keep you posted.
Sincerely,
Roni Denholtz (you can see a photo of our dog Sable with me in the last newsletter, or on my webpage www.ronidenholtz.com
Click on photos and then fun photos)
MARQUIS IN A MINUTE,
Avalon Books, June 2007

Hey Grandma, can I be your favorite this week?? Bullet hasn't updated his diary..OWWWWWW!!!! Stop nipping me!!!

Snow!!! Snow!!!!

Where the heck is this stuff they call snow?!?!?!?!? Mom says if it snows like it's supposed to, we'll be stuck in the house... I like that idea.. it's either Prey that it snows, or be in the DogHouse with my girlfriend, Rayna. I haven't gone shopping yet, and Mom says I'll be in Trouble...

Come On Snoooooowwwwwwww, whatever you are!!! Besides, Bullet says snow is edible, and it's been a whole 3 minutes since I last ate, and I'm a little hungry.. mmm.. snowy goodness...

Hellllloooooooooo World!

So, Mommy told me that she spoke to the nice lady at Noah's Ark, and that I should be expecting my Star on the Hollyweird Walk of Fame in March. Well, ok, she didn't tell me specifically about the Star, but it was definately implied. I wonder if I could get my Star placed next to Rin Tin Tin? He and Lassie are the only two Pups on the Walk of Fame you know.. at least I'll be in good company! Maybe I can do my pawprints at Grauman's Chinese Theater next to Trigger's hooves?

Hey.. looks like Roy Roger's dog was named Bullet. How come he weasels his way into everything of mine??? Um.. you know what... that whole museum's giving me the heeby-jeebies... Bullet can have 'em...