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La Vie de Piloux (moi)

I knew I would like that man.

Okay, so after my heart was broken at the "moving away" of my beloved Jerry Sheppard, I swore I would close my eyes and ears to love. But... then I heard a bark and saw a flash of tan fur and I was hooked. I sure have a crush on that Cheto, Bandito of Cheetos. So, I am thinkin, "boy, I really like that boy, but why?." Then, he went and did something to seal the deal. Do you know what he did? I mean besides sweet-talkin and actin like a real gentleman and bein ever so sweet? He sent us a Dogster Plus page. Not only is that about the nicest thing in the world, but now I can spend endless hours entertained by watchin my mom struggle to figure things out. It'll be a constant laugh-fest. I swear that woman is as dumb as a cat. It'll be great. And do you know how long my mom has had it on her list to do, but never figured it out????

So, I guess Cheto has the same sense of humor as me and so now I know one more reason I like that Cheto. I wish he could come over and watch with me. I'd drag some stuff from under the bed and we could laugh allllll day.

L'amour, l'amour

Today, friends, I am speaking of love --- the international language of l'amour. What does a little dog like me know of love? Oh, friends, I could write a book. I fell in love with the love of my life, Jerry Sheppard. He was such a gentleman. He was kind and sensative and he was all the kinds of things that us girls dream of. Right girls? But ... he went away. And I will love him forever and there is a little place in my heart where I store all of my best memories. Jerry Sheppard, the licks my fur-mom gave me before I left for California, the hugs and kisses my human mom gives me. My dogster friends. So he will never leave me really, and asked his brother Chaddy if he could be my "ficial" brother so I could always be part of their family. But what happened next, you ask? I accidently ran accross a new man, Cheto. I wasn't lookin for love -- I had given up. But Cheto was such a gentleman, and he treated me like a queen. He is handsome, true, but more importantly, he is kind and thoughtful. He is NOT THE KIND OF MAN WHO WILL THROW HIS SOCKS NEXT TO THE HAMPER, BUT IIIIIINNNNNN THE HAMPER. He has swept me off my feet at a time in my life I thought that I would never find love again. Girls, never give up. There are wonderful men out there just lookin for love. That is all --- Piloux

It’s called Payback, Mom

Ha ha ha ha. I, Little Piloux am victorious this morning. If you have been on Dogster lately, you have no doubt seen the horrible and humiliating photo my mom posted of me -- the one where I am wearing blue swimming goggles. But the picture is not half as bad as what they did to me. First, they put me in the pool and made me swim all the way across. Man, it was far, remember, I am just a little thing. So, I see the steps and am right about to climb up and make my get-away, when disaster struck. My human sister grabbed me, put those stupid goggles on me and then made me stay there while mom ran in the house to get the camera (and may I add that she was laughing all the way). So, they take the picture and uggggh, she couldn't post it fast enough.

So, what happens? All my friends see the picture and they want blue goggles too. My mom said, no, she was too busy to get goggles for everyone, but I went online and signed her up. Wait till she sees all the goggle piccies she has to make. I think she will think twice before she tries to pull a fast one on me again.