No way!

Annoyance keeps talking about "Doggie Yoga." She does meditating every night, and showed me a magazine that had a weird picture of a cat sitting quietly in his owner's lap. I barked no, but apparently Annoyance doesn't speak my language. Well, as Betzy says, the point is negative!

Woof!

As I woke up this morning to find my "sister" hidden under the Alpha's bed. I know Betzy is a little weird, but this? It must be her Chesapeake Bay side. Sighing and snickering, I left her there for Little Alpha to find. I then curled up on the kitchen floor to wait for someone, (it turned out to be Little Annoyance).
In human talk, Alpha is the "father", Little Alpha "mother", Annoyance is "Big sister" and Little Annoyance, "Little Sister", but I choose to call them in the old laungauge of the wolves. Betzy likes to call them in human tone, Mistress and Master, Girl and Sister and such.
I don't think the Alpha's know how much my "cone" hurts. Every day the pain and the worst part is I can't even lick my injury. Someday the'll figure it out though: humans can't be that dumb!